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[Average_Jerk]

Professor Farnsworth on Grunka Lunkas - YouTube

hahaha earlier today i was going to lunch and said to another installer "if anyone asks where I went, tell them I **** them"

[Kielan]

hahaha earlier today i was going to lunch and said to another installer "if anyone asks where I went, tell them I **** them"

Bahahahhahahahhaha

[Average_Jerk]

Bahahahhahahahhaha

im probably the worst employee ever haha

[NegativeCamber]

hahaha earlier today i was going to lunch and said to another installer "if anyone asks where I went, tell them I **** them"

[Gator]

hahaha earlier today i was going to lunch and said to another installer "if anyone asks where I went, tell them I **** them"

hahahaha

So this past weekend (my weekend) was the new guys first time totally alone at the brewery, I texted him when I went in on sunday at like 9am

"Hey man, everything looks good except the DZ"

he texts me back

"DZ?"

and them imediatly calls the brewery

me- Hello Kennbunkport brewing company
him- Hey man whats going on, whats the DZ
me- DEEZ NUTZ
him- I fucking **** you, I thought I was getting fired you bitch, I hope your day sucks, click

[Average_Jerk]

earlier today

boss - you can leave early or stay and close
me - i'll leave
boss - you sure? i an send someone else home
me - if you make me close, you'll be cutting my lifeless body down from the rafters tomorrow morning
other installer far in the background, not even in sight - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ratmog]

Watch the video a few posts above this?

damn videos - they refuse to show up sometimes
guessing its sudden swerve into the other -> middle of highway -> dirt -> camera car just keeps going NO FUCKS WERE GIVEN

[coconutt]

hahahaha

So this past weekend (my weekend) was the new guys first time totally alone at the brewery, I texted him when I went in on sunday at like 9am

"Hey man, everything looks good except the DZ"

he texts me back

"DZ?"

and them imediatly calls the brewery

me- Hello Kennbunkport brewing company
him- Hey man whats going on, whats the DZ
me- DEEZ NUTZ
him- I fucking **** you, I thought I was getting fired you bitch, I hope your day sucks, click

Oh fuck I remember the deez nuts jokes, so damn ancient

earlier today

boss - you can leave early or stay and close
me - i'll leave
boss - you sure? i an send someone else home
me - if you make me close, you'll be cutting my lifeless body down from the rafters tomorrow morning
other installer far in the background, not even in sight - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol

[Khalil]

Dave

Btw wheels are home

[jared1988]

hahahaha

So this past weekend (my weekend) was the new guys first time totally alone at the brewery, I texted him when I went in on sunday at like 9am

"Hey man, everything looks good except the DZ"

he texts me back

"DZ?"

and them imediatly calls the brewery

me- Hello Kennbunkport brewing company
him- Hey man whats going on, whats the DZ
me- DEEZ NUTZ
him- I fucking **** you, I thought I was getting fired you bitch, I hope your day sucks, click

hai

earlier today

boss - you can leave early or stay and close
me - i'll leave
boss - you sure? i an send someone else home
me - if you make me close, you'll be cutting my lifeless body down from the rafters tomorrow morning
other installer far in the background, not even in sight - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh dave...

hai rest of RT

[Kielan]

earlier today

boss - you can leave early or stay and close
me - i'll leave
boss - you sure? i an send someone else home
me - if you make me close, you'll be cutting my lifeless body down from the rafters tomorrow morning
other installer far in the background, not even in sight - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[jasonklee]

sup fools.

Hey Andrew

hahaha earlier today i was going to lunch and said to another installer "if anyone asks where I went, tell them I **** them"

hahahaha

So this past weekend (my weekend) was the new guys first time totally alone at the brewery, I texted him when I went in on sunday at like 9am

"Hey man, everything looks good except the DZ"

he texts me back

"DZ?"

and them imediatly calls the brewery

me- Hello Kennbunkport brewing company
him- Hey man whats going on, whats the DZ
me- DEEZ NUTZ
him- I fucking **** you, I thought I was getting fired you bitch, I hope your day sucks, click

earlier today

boss - you can leave early or stay and close
me - i'll leave
boss - you sure? i an send someone else home
me - if you make me close, you'll be cutting my lifeless body down from the rafters tomorrow morning
other installer far in the background, not even in sight - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ratmog]

my housemates helped me organise my room, and they've moved all the things. my model cars are all on the windowsill and I am displeased by this.

[Average_Jerk]

my housemates helped me organise my room, and they've moved all the things. my model cars are all on the windowsill and I am displeased by this.

throw a chair out of the window in a fit of rage. that'll show them whats up

[coconutt]

Model car pics prease...