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[Average_Jerk]

The ground is soft compared to my fist.

i was just thinking that perhaps a sledgehammer/deadblow hybrid might be the best way of going about driving a midget into the ground

[andybob]

I can't stop laughing.

[ratmog]

i was just thinking that perhaps a sledgehammer/deadblow hybrid might be the best way of going about driving a midget into the ground

perhaps the midget can take on the qualities of jelly/jello and solidify when you hit it hard enough..

[Kielan]

2 less 350zs in the world, I'm ok with this.

[Average_Jerk]

perhaps the midget can take on the qualities of jelly/jello and solidify when you hit it hard enough..

so what, midgets have magic powers now? thats just unrealistic. they arent wizards and shit

[ratmog]

2 less 350zs in the world, I'm ok with this.

A friend's morris died today too. Rearended an Audi - his fault.
How did the 350zs go?

[andybob]

so what, midgets have magic powers now? thats just unrealistic. they arent wizards and shit

no, but they are Oompa-Lumpas

[ratmog]

so what, midgets have magic powers now? thats just unrealistic. they arent wizards and shit

Ever punched a steak? It has a moment of solid-ness before it succumbs to your fist.. I assume midget meat is similar.

[Average_Jerk]

no, but they are Oompa-Lumpas

oompa-lumpas are just mexicans with painted faces. thats why they do landscaping and shit

[andybob]

oompa-lumpas are just mexicans with painted faces. thats why they do landscaping and shit

touche

[Average_Jerk]

Ever punched a steak? It has a moment of solid-ness before it succumbs to your fist.. I assume midget meat is similar.

hahah kinda makes sense. probably an attribute gained by being a species that is naturally prey. like rabbits having eyes on the sides of its head so it can see the predator right before it gets mauled

[Gator]

2 less 350zs in the world, I'm ok with this.

lol, I love how the guy filming doesn't even react

[NegativeCamber]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EGrhJTqmnw"]Professor Farnsworth on Grunka Lunkas - YouTube[/ame]

[ratmog]

hahah kinda makes sense. probably an attribute gained by being a species that is naturally prey. like rabbits having eyes on the sides of its head so it can see the predator right before it gets mauled

[Kielan]

A friend's morris died today too. Rearended an Audi - his fault.
How did the 350zs go?

Watch the video a few posts above this?

oompa-lumpas are just mexicans with painted faces. thats why they do landscaping and shit

lol, I love how the guy filming doesn't even react

Shit is pure gold.