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[skrapez]

tell her to take the ring off. problem solved

LMFAO thats what i said!!!! She laughed almost in tears. Dave... we bald guys are ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE.

[Average_Jerk]

LMFAO thats what i said!!!! She laughed almost in tears. Dave... we bald guys are ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE.

hahahahah good work outta us

[PavelK313]

I like your approach Shrek!

[Average_Jerk]

I was banging this married chick for a while. One night we had a party at my place

her - do you want me to take the wedding ring off?
me - i dont care, i know youre married and so does everyone else

[skrapez]

I like your approach Shrek!

^^ I learned from the best. <3

[K.rischan]

Prawn crackers are excellent.

Indeed.

Just told the chick in the office to SMD.... she said if she didnt have a ring she would. I walked away awkwardly.

What's SMD? Suck my dick? If so:

[skrapez]

yes suck my dick haha

[Average_Jerk]

theres something so refreshing about being outside with the first drink and cigar of the day

[K.rischan]

yes suck my dick haha

I should try this at school

[PavelK313]

I was banging this married chick for a while. One night we had a party at my place

her - do you want me to take the wedding ring off?
me - i dont care, i know youre married and so does everyone else

For some reason I prefer to fuck girls that are married or have boyfriends.

^^ I learned from the best. <3

[PavelK313]

theres something so refreshing about being outside with the first drink and cigar of the day

Do you smoke cogarettes also or only cigars?

[jasonklee]

I was banging this married chick for a while. One night we had a party at my place

her - do you want me to take the wedding ring off?
me - i dont care, i know youre married and so does everyone else

theres something so refreshing about being outside with the first drink and cigar of the day

Mad Man?

[Average_Jerk]

Do you smoke cogarettes also or only cigars?

only cigars. I buy a pack of mini ones that are about the size of a cigarette to smoke at work when I need to take a break

[Khalil]

No sexual harassment?

Pavel can you get Memory Fab to sponsor me please??
I'll put the biggest sticker they have on my windshield haha
The E28 is gonna be epic!

[Average_Jerk]

Mad Man?

hahaha now that you mention it, there are some similarites there