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[Average_Jerk]

There was some homeless dude that lived on the edge of a high way near me. He had like a makeshift hut, fire pit, and a couch... he even made the newspaper when he died.

that guys is legit lol

we had a homeless village behind a Wendys in CT

[Dudermagee]

lol no hooker. but it was a really awesome suite

I stayed at one of the huge suites at mohegien sun once, but that was only 700 bucks a night.

Jesus.


I met the most ridiculous homeless dude ever, last night. Shit was fucking hilarious.

Did he rape you?

[Average_Jerk]

I stayed at one of the huge suites at mohegien sun once, but that was only 700 bucks a night.



Did he rape you?

this one was 2 floors. im gonna see if I can find a pic

[Dudermagee]

homeless people are great.

in ct we had a lunatic that would hang around. he wasnt homeless, but he didnt have a place to live. I think he just crashed at peoples houses all the time. fucking guy was batshit

Was that the black kid who got peed on or some shit?

[Jersh]

that guys is legit lol

we had a homeless village behind a Wendys in CT

haha not much more american than a homeless shanty town behind a fast food restaurant.

[FunfGang]

Put it back together first, then it's a deal.

Hahah, I'm good man going to pick the transmission and motor up this weekend, and my sweets steering wheel just got here today.

[Kielan]

I was just asked by a friend, to film him and his GF fucking. He was 100% serious, and would pay me... What. The. Fuck.

[FunfGang]

I was just asked by a friend, to film him and his GF fucking. He was 100% serious, and would pay me... What. The. Fuck.

You need new friends.

[Khalil]

at these stories

[Average_Jerk]

it was at this hotel




and this was our view

[Average_Jerk]

Was that the black kid who got peed on or some shit?

nah, fuck that kid. peeing all over the place. although it was a fucking hilarious night

Im talking about Frit. you probably never met him

[Average_Jerk]

I was just asked by a friend, to film him and his GF fucking. He was 100% serious, and would pay me... What. The. Fuck.

gotta pay for that lens somehow

[Dudermagee]

nah, fuck that kid. peeing all over the place. although it was a fucking hilarious night

Im talking about Frit. you probably never met him

oh lol

gotta pay for that lens somehow

exactly

[jasonklee]

Here's a quick story for ya' RT:

I awoke this morning to one of my sisters drunk friends running around my house screaming "where's the tampons, hurry". Apparently her vagina was bleeding pretty bad and didn't have any tampons on her. She leaked that nasty shit all over the hallway outside my bedroom. So disgusting.

TMI

that story is making me consider giving you an infraction.

Next time he won't be so lucky.

yesterday my boss made an announcement to the whole staff

IF ANYONE IS LATE TO WORK TOMORROW, YOURE FIRED!

my reply - Challenge Accepted

he gave me a really dirty look hahahaha

im such an asshole to him. the other day I came strolling in late with breakfast.

him - this showing up late shit with breakfast needs to stop
me - i was gonna be less late, then I decided i was hungry so I went to maccas instead
him - thats not an excuse. if youre going to eat, come in a little earlier. dont show up late then eat
me - excuse? thats not what I mean. I made the executive decision that this mcgriddle was more important than being here on time. and i stand by that choice.

lol.

[Kielan]

gotta pay for that lens somehow

My only thought.