What do you say to police when pulled over?

[MommysLittleMonster]

"I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."

[dannyyisntt]

Cavity search? Your call officer.

[Randomofodication]

"New record?"

[M.Doban]

"Sup, yo."

[foffa]

"Please sir, use this lube I prepared earlier".

Most of the time they go in dry tho.

[WICKED WEISS]

I always am honest and dont bother trying to lie. also try to tell some jokes or lighten the mood and get the cop to laugh. you got pulled over, youre getting a ticket almost every time. might as well make the police report look good on your part so you can get the amount cut down in court

as far as being low and stuff. safety is up to the discretion of the officer. and I know at least in my state, that your headlights have to be a certain height from the ground to be legal.

Damn, here in CA they don't care much unless you're a criminal or at least look like one. They profile. I've never been stopped for my car mods. I always get pulled over for speeding which is always my fault.

[Average_Jerk]

I always am honest and dont bother trying to lie. also try to tell some jokes or lighten the mood and get the cop to laugh. you got pulled over, youre getting a ticket almost every time. might as well make the police report look good on your part so you can get the amount cut down in court

as far as being low and stuff. safety is up to the discretion of the officer. and I know at least in my state, that your headlights have to be a certain height from the ground to be legal.

[Matt]

"sup, cunts"

[mart1n95]

So I was driving home tonight when I was pulled over by the police, their reason for pulling me over was due to my arch gap. He proceeded to barely but managing to slide his finger from one end of the wheel to the other showing my lack of gap. They went on saying that if I hit a pothole my tyre would rub off my arch, even after I explained that it isn't possible due to the nature of my cars suspension. I stated to them that there is no law (in the UK) that stated the arch gap needed for road use. Anyway rant over and wanted to know what you say when pulled over due to stance, wheel figment etc.


My arch gap for those interested