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[coconutt]

If you poop an average of 15 minutes a day at work, you'll have gotten paid for 65 hours of pooping while at work in one year.

Think about that for a second.

Meh. I eat sandwiches with grease still on my hands.

Think about it because of the hours worked, or think about it to see if that math is right?

[MommysLittleMonster]

Think about it because of the hours worked, or think about it to see if that math is right?

15 minutes a day
x5 days a week
x52 weeks in a year
= 3900 minutes

60 minutes/hr
3,900/60=
65 hours.


Think about the fact that you're getting almost a week and a half's worth of pay for pooping.

[oHSo EuRo]

Getting paid to poop sounds good to me.

[Dudermagee]

If you poop an average of 15 minutes a day at work, you'll have gotten paid for 65 hours of pooping while at work in one year.

Think about that for a second.

Meh. I eat sandwiches with grease still on my hands.

If you shit that much in a 8hr period, something is wrong with you.

[oHSo EuRo]

Who says you need to actually be pooping the whole time?

As Coco said. Mad phone time yo.

[MommysLittleMonster]

If you shit that much in a 8hr period, something is wrong with you.

You just don't get it.

[coconutt]

15 minutes a day
x5 days a week
x52 weeks in a year
= 3900 minutes

60 minutes/hr
3,900/60=
65 hours.


Think about the fact that you're getting almost a week and a half's worth of pay for pooping.

If you didn't take those shits and held them til after working hours, think about how many Dave Chappelle shits you'll take.

If you shit that much in a 8hr period, something is wrong with you.

We hongree.

[Dudermagee]

You just don't get it.

What? That you go sit on the shitter to play with your phone?

[MommysLittleMonster]

Now you're getting it.

Basically, it boils down to spending 15 minutes in the bathroom. This is all theoretical, not very realistic to poop for 15 minutes straight every single day.

[Dudermagee]

Lol i can play with my phone at my desk

[MommysLittleMonster]

Lol i can play with my phone at my desk

I'm pretty sure all of us can.

[Average_Jerk]

I'm pretty sure all of us can.

I have no desk

[MommysLittleMonster]

I have no desk

You can play with your phone anywhere, anytime.

[Average_Jerk]

You can play with your phone anywhere, anytime.

fuck yea I can.

[coconutt]

I have no desk

x2

When I'm in here anywhere between 8am-4:30pm is either lunch or when I'm not driving.