Random Thread V2.0

[coconutt]

Drove the 240GTO to the show and back
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Gay. <3

[sacrifice]

This shark week "host" is a fucking tool

[Stupid Kid]

I feel like some of the hosts for shows on that blob of faux educational channels like discovery and animal planet and tlc are some of the worst people on the planet.

[Macaque]

This thread is so full of......

and fucking JDM...


Nissan.....don't they make ramen noodles and shit? Bro....I got some 16x12 -50 et JDM wheels bro, they say YellowFVR on the centers.....can I run them with -12 camber???

I came in just to tell you guys.....all your posts....coolest shit on the internetz.
I'm trying to get my importer to let me suck his peen.....for plane ticket to Japan.....because rice.

VW may have some hipsters...and chicks.....but JDM just has douches, narcissists, pansies, dick lickers, nutswingerz, asshats, and general retards.

Cheers......now you can go back to the nutswinging extravaganza that is this retarded excuse for a off topic thread.

[Stupid Kid]

What The Fuck.

[Macaque]

This shark week "host" is a fucking tool

Related no doubt.

[theseeker411]

Starting my part time job tomorrow, I think it's just going to be paperwork and orientation stuff all day.

Really hoping I can pick up a full time gig up here soon. Money is starting to get tight,

[Macaque]

[180roman]

Starting my part time job tomorrow, I think it's just going to be paperwork and orientation stuff all day.

Really hoping I can pick up a full time gig up here soon. Money is starting to get tight,

Part time job is way better than nothing dude

Being without a job for 5 months, I am glad to be working at least part time now.

Of I'm not earning anywhere near the same money as I used to, but I always try and pick up extra shift whenever I can

[Macaque]

wow... today was a joke. This morning i hopped in the shower after cutting my chin and mustache 8 times with my worthless disposable razor, felt some pain while washing my face, realized they were raised welts (cystic acne). I opened the shower curtain and looked straight down at the tile, i was so close to getting out and swinging on the tiles as hard as i could... i must have stared at them for 5 minutes. But anyway, i get out and feel a really strong urge to use the bathroom... i normally hold it for 3 or 4 days cause i **** doing #2 lol.... But this was day 5... and i HAD to go. NOW.
I sat on the toilet after i got dressed and took a half diarrhea, half solid release. The solid part was so thick and wide that i honestly felt some of the worst pains of my life during the pushing. I started pulling up my pants right as the last bit fell out, tightened my belt and flushed the toilet... See i never believed in wiping before, thought it was a waste of time and what not, ... I mean I never get anything from wiping anyway so wtf is the point... right?
holy god was i wrong... i got to school and felt solid clumps deep between my cheeks, i figured my boxers were bunched up or summat. Right as i made it to my first period door i thought i felt something wet against my boxers... when i sat down my hypothesis was correct.. i had feces on them, and could start to smell them slightly. The damned room must have been 90 degrees, heat blowing because a computer malfunctioned, my ass and back started to sweat profusely and i had to make as little movement as possible to avoid disrupting it anymore. My teacher called me up to get a test paper, I thought about telling him to just throw it away, but of course i had to be an idiot and go up to get it, i walked by one kid and he said "dude you smell like bbq or something" My face got so red and everyone started saying "holy ****, you smell bad man, did you shower???"
I ignore them and get back to my desk... i take a look back at the board and notice a black dot on the ground, kids started questioning what it was and my heart started RACING. One kid sniffed it and exclaimed "OH MY GOD, ITS POOP!!!!" at this point the class was laughing excessively, i put my head down on my desk and smelled FUMES coming out from below it, i looked down and there was **** smeared all over the tile floor and on the bottoms of my jeans.
I ran full speed out the door, walked home and ended up punching my dads laptop on the way in and breaking the screen, he still isn't home, its gonna be hell when he sees it. I can honestly say im dropping out of school and enlisting in the marines, im NEVER showing my face at high school again. I mean it doesn't matter anyway, my GPA is 1.2 and im a 19 year old sophomore.

Glad I could take a dump in this thread again. It is fun.

[theseeker411]

Wat

[180roman]

I think 940 is back lol

[mrg7243]

Fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck uf ck

I **** spending money, but I love getting shit, but I **** being broke, but I love playing with the shit I buy

[coconutt]

So gay.

[mrg7243]

Well off to bed