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[andybob]

Sean already made that suggestion.

lol

[Francois Dillinger]

banworthy comment.

[Khalil]

If I'm gonna start sucking dick for cars, you better believe it'll be for something nicer than an E30

Hahahahahahaha

banworthy comment.

Go love some lady boys

[WICKED WEISS]

Sean already made that suggestion.

Buy an e38

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

Kielan,

In order to save you from any more on-road accidents, you should just buy the shittiest car you find. The incessant squeaking, rattling and fear that results from listening to those noises constantly should keep you wide awake every time you get behind the wheel. That makes safety a moot point.

You should just buy a decommissioned Crown Vic with the Interceptor package. RWD, more space than two of my cars, cheap as shit to both buy and fix, and everybody gets out of your way on the highway. You can live with autotragic. A car you own for a year should not be the best automotive experience of your life.

[Miroteknik]

/caseclosed

haha

[Kielan]

Kielan,

In order to save you from any more on-road accidents, you should just buy the shittiest car you find. The incessant squeaking, rattling and fear that results from listening to those noises constantly should keep you wide awake every time you get behind the wheel. That makes safety a moot point.

You should just buy a decommissioned Crown Vic with the Interceptor package. RWD, more space than two of my cars, cheap as shit to both buy and fix, and everybody gets out of your way on the highway. You can live with autotragic. A car you own for a year should not be the best automotive experience of your life.

The joke is old.

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

The joke is old.

AND i didn't notice that somebody already suggested the Panther platform.

My money says you end up with an Audi, and you spend more time under it than in it.

And -- now this is just a guess on my part -- it will come from the previous owner with no less than one boost leak and two undiagnosed electronic issues.

[Khalil]

[jdel]

AND i didn't notice that somebody already suggested the Panther platform.

My money says you end up with an Audi, and you spend more time under it than in it.

And -- now this is just a guess on my part -- it will come from the previous owner with no less than one boost leak and two undiagnosed electronic issues.

While this is hilarious, I don't necessarily agree. It will probably depend on the Audi he buys. My A3 has only had 1 major issue during the time I've owned it and that was the power steering rack going out. Other than that, 1 coil and a temp sensor are all that's been broken.

[MommysLittleMonster]

What you failed to mention is, it's only been those three things.


On a weekly basis.

[Francois Dillinger]

i wish my b5 wasn't a total piece of shit. i loved it until it started falling apart.

[jdel]

What you failed to mention is, it's only been those three things.


On a weekly basis.

I'm not sure what you mean. I had the coil and temp sensor blow out about a year ago (different time for both). The steering rack died in July I think. Nothing's been wrong since.

My car has 110k on the clock and I've had it for almost 3 years now. It had 55k or 60k when I bought it.

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

While this is hilarious, I don't necessarily agree. It will probably depend on the Audi he buys. My A3 has only had 1 major issue during the time I've owned it and that was the power steering rack going out. Other than that, 1 coil and a temp sensor are all that's been broken.

Your generation of A3 is out of his price range, though, I think. They're a relatively hot commodity, IIRC.

i wish my b5 wasn't a total piece of shit. i loved it until it started falling apart.

So...about 16 hours or so?

[Rob&co]

whos sucking for e30's? I got two!