Random Thread V2.0

[Miroteknik]

imagine your girl critiquing your car lmao

[Miroteknik]

last time a girl asked me why my car was taking so long i told her to meet me at the shop in 15 minutes and she was welcome to fix it herself

[Miroteknik]

she shut up about the build after that

[Miroteknik]

thats all they good at asking questions

never answering them

[Miroteknik]

they got no answers tho, just more to complain about

[Miroteknik]

thats why im happy being alone haha nice and quiet haha

[Miroteknik]

can't have shortcomings if theres no one there to point them out amirite guys?

[Miroteknik]

plus im pretty sure she was wrong about it all anyway, this site says there are single amish women in my area dying to meet me so

[Miroteknik]

thats what i need, need me an amish gf

[Miroteknik]

on nights when things have slowed down and we want to spice things up, i walk over to the light switch and flick it on and off and she screams in guilty delight

[Miroteknik]

electric bill? lol yeah like $3.00 a year

[Miroteknik]

could do that with a solar panel the size of a dinner plate. dont know why i havent already gone off grid

[Miroteknik]

do amish believe in running water and plumbing tho? like i'll shower by candelight, but i aint tryna have to go to the pond or wherever they'd wash if they dont believe in running water

[Miroteknik]

who am i kidding the amish women prolly be naggin too

[Miroteknik]

talmbout gethro's horse be of heartier stock than mine and this cart doth jostle so violently