Random Thread V2.0

[Miroteknik]

something is in the air, my trash is getting hits left and right. running out of trash to sell

[Miroteknik]

sold my ebay steering wheel from wayyy back lol

[Miroteknik]

if you have anything to sell, post it now. there is a buying frenzy now that wont last

[Jlyons617]

if you have anything to sell, post it now. there is a buying frenzy now that wont last

Tax return season homie.

[Miroteknik]

Tax return season homie.

trailer park crackheads be gettin they fords runnin again, hide yo wife, hide yo kids

[Jlyons617]

trailer park crackheads be gettin they fords runnin again, hide yo wife, hide yo kids

Hide anything copper.

[Miroteknik]

Hide anything copper.

hey man, anything that can go back into recycling, im all for it.

unless theyre like... stealing it out of my fridge or the air conditioning unit in my house

[Miroteknik]

kind of thought bout picking up scrap metal as a side hustle. pull dead cars out of people's yards for $50 or whatever

i guess yards wont accept cars without titles now though, so you gotta chop em up and send em in pieces, and that might be more work than im willing to do

[Miroteknik]

aight guess its the weekend huh

gonna go wash the car aye

[Miroteknik]

might mess around and sell some more trash huh

a hustla never sleep uh

[Miroteknik]

rage saturday

-screw in tire on the daily
-go to tire shop, 2.5 hour wait
-leave and say ill come back cuz lol no
-come back in evening, 2 hour wait, lol no
-come back sunday, wait is 1 hour. rly need to get this done, so ok
-tire nerd says cant fix it.
-wut lol
-nerd says ok come look
-nerd points at screw says hole is in sidewall area, patch wont seat properly
-im like ok put the patch on anyway since you have tire off and if it fails, ill deal with it then
-whole tire shop gasps, as if national crisis
-wtf
-manager comes over and says bro that is like super illegal and liability and dude like, no way
-ok virgins what are my options now then
-le buy uno tire, o, buy quatro tires heehee
-gtfo boomer, not today
-i solja boy tellem put the damn tire back on my car
-nerd confusion ensues, but they comply
-buy tire plug kit for $1.98, meanwhile im mad, ready to kill, low-key worried cause never done tire plug
-go home all wound-up, jack up car, pull screw
-pssSHHHHHHHHHHH
-ice-pick thing gouger (thrust and pull-out vigorously)
-try to push plug in
-tire does not want
-oh hell no
-release full fury of all previous trauma, heartbreak, rage, unresolved quarrels, and shame from scams and other misc embarrassment
-tireplugin.dbz
-pump up tire to 20lb with wretched bike pump cuz no compressor cuz brokeboi and not even a real car dude
-zoom zoom zoom to gas station and pump to 40lb
-listen for hiss
-allisquietonthewesternfront.pdf
-victory is mine

-spend rest of evening gloating and making fun of tire shop nerds

[Miroteknik]

this new dude at work has a habit of loudly exclaiming things out of context like: "hah i love that"
expecting someone to ask: "what (do you love)"? so he can go into his diatribe about whatever nonsense he was thinking about


except i dont... so he stays quiet and looks like an idiot

[Miroteknik]

this new dude at work has a habit of loudly exclaiming things out of context like: "hah i love that"
expecting someone to ask: "what (do you love)"? so he can go into his diatribe about whatever nonsense he was thinking about


except i dont... so he stays quiet and looks like an idiot

hey this is kind of how my posts work in RT

[SebastienPeek]

Ahahaha

[Miroteknik]

it be like that