something is in the air, my trash is getting hits left and right. running out of trash to sell
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rage saturday
-screw in tire on the daily
-go to tire shop, 2.5 hour wait
-leave and say ill come back cuz lol no
-come back in evening, 2 hour wait, lol no
-come back sunday, wait is 1 hour. rly need to get this done, so ok
-tire nerd says cant fix it.
-wut lol
-nerd says ok come look
-nerd points at screw says hole is in sidewall area, patch wont seat properly
-im like ok put the patch on anyway since you have tire off and if it fails, ill deal with it then
-whole tire shop gasps, as if national crisis
-wtf
-manager comes over and says bro that is like super illegal and liability and dude like, no way
-ok virgins what are my options now then
-le buy uno tire, o, buy quatro tires heehee
-gtfo boomer, not today
-i solja boy tellem put the damn tire back on my car
-nerd confusion ensues, but they comply
-buy tire plug kit for $1.98, meanwhile im mad, ready to kill, low-key worried cause never done tire plug
-go home all wound-up, jack up car, pull screw
-pssSHHHHHHHHHHH
-ice-pick thing gouger (thrust and pull-out vigorously)
-try to push plug in
-tire does not want
-oh hell no
-release full fury of all previous trauma, heartbreak, rage, unresolved quarrels, and shame from scams and other misc embarrassment
-tireplugin.dbz
-pump up tire to 20lb with wretched bike pump cuz no compressor cuz brokeboi and not even a real car dude
-zoom zoom zoom to gas station and pump to 40lb
-listen for hiss
-allisquietonthewesternfront.pdf
-victory is mine
-spend rest of evening gloating and making fun of tire shop nerds
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Originally posted by Miroteknik View Postthis new dude at work has a habit of loudly exclaiming things out of context like: "hah i love that"
expecting someone to ask: "what (do you love)"? so he can go into his diatribe about whatever nonsense he was thinking about
except i dont... so he stays quiet and looks like an idiot
Last edited by Miroteknik; 03-25-2019, 12:40 PM.
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