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[Miroteknik]

implying hoarders will actually let you take their garbage

wow ok

[Miroteknik]

hello sir crackhead, i'll give you $100 for that chrysler sebring your pitbull is pissing on over there

oh dat chrysler's worth morn dat...

no, its not, its on blocks and the hoods been open for years, i can see the exposed inside of the rusted block

yeah well i was actually gonna supercharge that bad little ride, thats why i pulled the head off

oh yeah, when do you reckon you'll get around to it?

hell i could get er done in a week or so, the superchargers in that pontiac gxp over there by the shed, brand new

(doubtful) oh really

yeah i just been busy fixin other stuff

(doubtful) alright well how about i give you $300 for the sebring and the pontiac, so you have some money in your pocket, and less projects to worry about

no way bud, i know what those superchargers are worth, brand new one is 6 grand

(actually wanting to kill myself at this point) listen man, i will climb this fence, and beat your toothless ass into a crate if you dont let me load those rustbuckets for my offered price, and leave this meth haven

(yells at the trailer) brenda, bring me my gat dam double barrel.....

alrighty that went well (hops in truck)

[Miroteknik]

need to talk to trump

i know how we can build the wall

[Miroteknik]

proposal:

armed tow truck drivers with mercenary escort

storm the country's ghetto's, junk yards, hoarders, etc.

any car that hasnt been licensed in 3 years goes.

[Miroteknik]

proposal:

armed tow truck drivers with mercenary escort

storm the country's ghetto's, junk yards, hoarders, etc.

any car that hasnt been licensed in 3 years goes.

benefits:

gets the wall built

clears the trash out of our cities, improves curb-side property value

pumps new iron into our metal industry

eliminates possibility of old vehicles coming back on the roads

helps boost new-car purchases/industry

recycling

we'll get rid of the project you're in denial about ever finishing for you

[Miroteknik]

also, registration should be cheaper

[Miroteknik]

wonder what we'll replace the car hobby with once we are all using autonomous cars that cant be modified by law and manufacturer warranty

[Miroteknik]

and it begins....

the disappearance of buttons

[Miroteknik]

calipers dropped off for rebuild

[Miroteknik]

need to find out when i can drop my sr22

[Miroteknik]

should probably put insurance on the rx7 too

[theseeker411]

Haven’t done any bike/car things in a while, I need to change that soon.

[Miroteknik]

did you pick up the e28 yet?

[Miroteknik]

lmao i been paying sr22 for 3 years and the DOL just told me there is nothing on my record saying i needed it

[Miroteknik]

$1800.00 blown into the wind