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[Dudermagee]

Sweet thanks guys. I filled out an application for firestone while I was getting tires since they desperately need mechanics. Plus I do not have to be ASE just pass a generic test.

Must be able to tie shoes.

[mrg7243]

Must be able to tie shoes.

Aw damnit I cant do that.

But for reals the only shoes I tie are running shoes

[Khalil]

I've never actually talked to her. She's a bartender in the city, but she's drop dead gorgeous. Going to the city tonight and I plan on getting a number. She may be out of my league, but then again maybe she doesn't get approached much because guys are intimidated. Worst thing that can happen is that she gives me a fake number, so I have nothing to lose.

Tell her you have a teal Evo

Or that you've had like 10283716281 million surgeries, she'll like instantly suck your dick.

The Pony Inn

Is it a shemale?

Must be able to tie shoes.

Hahahaha

[Jlyons617]

So somebody just went postal a couple miles away and started cutting down power poles and hitting houses with a backhoe. Power's out in about a 15 mile area.

[jdel]

Tell her you have a teal Evo

Or that you've had like 10283716281 million surgeries, she'll like instantly suck your dick.


Is it a shemale?


Hahahaha

What ever you do, don't tell her you know Khalil.


Andrew that was really good.

[Jlyons617]

That article was definately a good read Andrew.

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

Tell her you have a teal Evo

Or that you've had like 10283716281 million surgeries, she'll like instantly suck your dick.

Or, Kyle, you could tell her about that one time you drove to the seedy part of the city and got shot in the stomach.

[Jlyons617]

Kyle, ask her if she's got any ginger in her. If she replies no, ask her if he wants some.

[jdel]

This Forged Performance GT-R thread is hilarious and terrible all at the same time.

[Matt]

So somebody just went postal a couple miles away and started cutting down power poles and hitting houses with a backhoe. Power's out in about a 15 mile area.

Killdozer as fuck.

[Khalil]

Kyle, ask her if she's got any ginger in her. If she replies no, ask her if he wants some.

Wtf?

[Jlyons617]

Killdozer as fuck.

I'm listening to this on the scanner and all I could think of is this:

[Jlyons617]

Wtf?

I just saw. Fuck it, I've been up for 25 hours straight.

[Dudermagee]

Welp found out where my wheels were rubbing...they were rubbing on the coil

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

This Forged Performance GT-R thread is hilarious and terrible all at the same time.

Link?