Random Thread V2.0

[Miroteknik]

This idiot on the phone is the slowest retard I've ever dealt with

[coconutt]

Couldn't be as slow as a senior citizen texting on an iPhone 4.

[Miroteknik]

when im 80 im gonna be the most oblivious old fgt

ppl r gonna be like yo nga lemme sync u my hot mixtape
me: lol wat

[coconutt]

When I'm 80 I'm gonna be a douche lol.

[Miroteknik]

ive always had a life goal of buying the newest most obnoxious crotch rocket when im 60-70 years old
ride it around in neon short shorts and a tank
flex on all the ******

[Miroteknik]

M.o.b.

[Miroteknik]

old dude on a rocket flies by u in ur scraper at 80mph...

mile later u see him plastered to the side of a bridge

yoloh

[Miroteknik]

#bikerboiz #quarterpounderatatime

[coconutt]

Don't drive a Prius or else you won't know what to do if the car won't stop accelerating.

[Miroteknik]

nah prius is perfect, all old ppl should get them

[Miroteknik]

imma be on a crotch rocket I already told u

[coconutt]

Gets crotch rocket
Throws back out

[Miroteknik]

pops wheelie
hip falls off

[coconutt]

Performs stoppie
Teeth come out

[Miroteknik]

revvs engine
shats self