Random Thread V2.0

[MommysLittleMonster]

My plan cant ever fail. Unless your problem is something thats already on fire in the woods. But that situation is unlikely

No, your plan still works. Set the woods on fire and push them into neighboring woods.

its the other way around. they just need to set to looters on fire and throw them in the woods. problem solved and order is restored

Essentially everyone needs to set themselves on fire and throw themselves into the woods.

[Average_Jerk]

No, your plan still works. Set the woods on fire and push them into neighboring woods.

Essentially everyone needs to set themselves on fire and throw themselves into the woods.

hahahah upon realizing they are the problem, the looters all suddenly set themselves on fire and ran out of Baltimore heading towards what appear to be a nearby forest

[MommysLittleMonster]

hahahah upon realizing they are the problem, the looters all suddenly set themselves on fire and ran out of Baltimore heading towards what appear to be a nearby forest

Plot twist: the forest set them on fire.

[coconutt]

I need Trueno bumpers for mad weight reductions.

[Miroteknik]

what u need is less cheeseburgers, randy

[Miroteknik]

getting dangerously close to buying a Datsun 620 truck or a damn hardbody need to stop being stupid and hold out for a newer frontier

[coconutt]

what u need is less cheeseburgers, randy

You take that back sir. Burgers are life.

[Miroteknik]

had one on Monday... beef, 2 slabs of pineapple, sautéed onion and some cheese I don't remember

[Miroteknik]

I especially like the idiots who tear a car completely apart and then go "lost interest in the project for sale $8k OBO don't lowball me I know what my high mileage small block swap parts are worth with a gutted shell that has no paint on it"
I really hope this whole fake racecar thing dies out quickly.


It's really a universal plan for everything, it's never a bad solution.

Laptop pissing you off? Set it on fire and throw it into the woods.
Car is a piece of shit? Set it on fire and push it into the woods.
Girlfriend being a disrespectful cunt? Set her on fire and roll her into the woods.
Police on your tail? Set the police station on fire and push it into the woods.

lol literally my rx7 atm irl kms

[coconutt]

When did you get a catch-on-fire car?

[Miroteknik]

that's all I have left to do

[coconutt]

Do it redneck bonfire style.

[Miroteknik]

amidoinitrite

[Miroteknik]

ayyylmao its country R&B lol

[Miroteknik]

is it possible to die of boredom