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[P78]

i blame my mom, she had a hot hatch, and i learned to drive in it

you could do a burn out with it well into third gear haha

[MommysLittleMonster]

Ah... burnouts. I need to do a lot of those this summer.

[P78]

at first i was like meh

but actually i like it

[P78]

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMY89peBrc

[MommysLittleMonster]

The world is full of people who think that owning a fast car makes them a good driver.

Case in point:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW8k-hYkqS4"]Fast cars don't make you a drag racer Tx Motorplex Fri 3/27/2015 - YouTube[/ame]

[P78]

i'm not getting the pun in that vid

[Miroteknik]

the guy kept jumping forward early in an attempt to warm up burnout or get a head start, idc its drag racing

[P78]

Fuckin last day of the week, altho I didn't do much today, intern had his last day, and this had to be celebrated

[MommysLittleMonster]

the guy kept jumping forward early in an attempt to warm up burnout or get a head start, idc its drag racing

You can tell that you've never drag raced.

He tried to "load" the converter by stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time. The idiot just mashed both pedals like a ham-fisted buffoon instead of easing into the throttle and finding the "break away" point, and ended up just overpowering the brakes and moving through the staging lane... more than once.

The yellow lights at the top of the tree signify your "stage". The top one is "pre-stage" (Meaning: you're almost lined up perfectly, just ease ahead a tiny bit), and the second one is "staged" (meaning you and your opponent are exactly the same distance at the start based on your tire placement). You can 'deep stage' (going past the pre-stage lights while staying staged), but that's kind of a jackass thing to do.

[Miroteknik]

^ u nevr cease to amaze me bb

[MommysLittleMonster]

You'd never know that I grew up around muscle cars and drag racing by the cars I drive.

[Miroteknik]

I grew up around trailers, pitbulls, and the sound of someone kicking an empty soup can down the gravel street

[Jlyons617]

Morning.

[Miroteknik]

john its real gay in here rn, say something

[Jlyons617]

Guns and bacon.