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[MommysLittleMonster]

American women are evolving into men, and the men are evolving into women. its great

It's so sad because it's 100% true. Most of the people I used to work with were absolutely helpless in real-world situations.

Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
Bro: "Nah but I vape"
Doctor: "Oh okay, our OBGYN building is across the parking lot, why don't you gather up your vaping vagina and get help there"

Doctor: "I'm writing you a perscription."
Bro: "Oh sweet, what for?"
Doctor: "A pair of nuts, you fucking waste of life."

[Miroteknik]

Fucking vapers.

im actually seeing less and less of it around here, so I guess fgts are catching on

It's so sad because it's 100% true. Most of the people I used to work with were absolutely helpless in real-world situations.


Doctor: "I'm writing you a perscription."
Bro: "Oh sweet, what for?"
Doctor: "A pair of nuts, you fucking waste of life."

for the first time in my life, the women in the gym around me are lifting more than I am

[Miroteknik]

TFW your girlfriend outlifts you

[MommysLittleMonster]

Wait you mean you actually lift things at the gym? Most people just go there to take selfies and brag about how inspired they are and how this is their year and shit.

[MommysLittleMonster]

TFW your girlfriend outlifts you

Allison Stokke could out-lift me anytime.

[Miroteknik]

Wait you mean you actually lift things at the gym? Most people just go there to take selfies and brag about how inspired they are and how this is their year and shit.

I know two exercises

bench
bicep curls

the rest might as well be pots and pans, I have no idea what to do with

[MommysLittleMonster]

I know two exercises

bench
bicep curls

the rest might as well be pots and pans, I have no idea what to do with

I give you credit for even going at all.

I just use some weights and a bar I have lying around my house

[Miroteknik]

I give you credit for even going at all.

I just use some weights and a bar I have lying around my house

I wish I could do that, but for me working out is like doing homework

I **** the process, and if I have to do it at home, I wont end up doing it.

[MommysLittleMonster]

That would be me 95% of the time.

[Jlyons617]

Between the Vapers and the stoners, out here is a mess.



Miro, where in Oregon are you at? Heading your way in April.

[Miroteknik]

Between the Vapers and the stoners, out here is a mess.



Miro, where in Oregon are you at? Heading your way in April.

Pendleton pretty much

[Miroteknik]

if you eat steak, id show you my favorite steak spot(s)

[Jlyons617]

I'll have to see. I know my work trip starts in John Day.

[Miroteknik]

ah that's far from me. but yeah if you're close to Pendleton let me know, steak and beers would be guaranteed

[Jlyons617]

Cool. I'll have to see what pans out.