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[Miroteknik]

lol

[Average_Jerk]

Welp, time to squeeze out an hour or so of studying before work. God damn it

[Miroteknik]

study what

[P78]

Saw that. But im prolly missing somerhing

[P78]

electric dave is radiating

[Miroteknik]

the new kendrick jam is retarded

[MommysLittleMonster]

coal is way cheaper, but doesnt it make a fucking mess?

Makes less of a mess than a wood stove.

Coal feeds in the top, gets burned, then you shake the grates once a day to knock all the dust and burnt up stuff to the bottom in a collection pan. Pull the pan out, dump it in a metal trash can, repeat.

No down time and a fucking ton of heat.

Zics reply in this thread is one of the best Ive seen in months

http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=68813

Fucking L-O-L

[Average_Jerk]

Saw that. But im prolly missing somerhing

I am taking a certification exam next week for advanced level dc electronics/automotive electrical systems. raises my commission by 3%

[MommysLittleMonster]

I am taking a certification exam next week for advanced level dc electronics/automotive electrical systems. raises my commission by 3%

"You wire up an amplifier in a customer's Eclipse, and it doesn't function immediately. What do you do?

1. Troubleshoot the problem with a Voltmeter
2. Charge the customer an additional 10 hours of labor and start randomly replacing parts
3. Stare at the new amplifier intently and whisper sweet nothings in it's ear
4. Set the entire car on fire, push it into the nearby forest, and charge customer for a removal fee

"

[Jlyons617]

"You wire up an amplifier in a customer's Eclipse, and it doesn't function immediately. What do you do?

1. Troubleshoot the problem with a Voltmeter
2. Charge the customer an additional 10 hours of labor and start randomly replacing parts
3. Stare at the new amplifier intently and whisper sweet nothings in it's ear
4. Set the entire car on fire, push it into the nearby forest, and charge customer for a removal fee

"

Charge customer for 10 hours of labor, set entire car on fire, push into woods and charge a removal fee.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Charge customer for 10 hours of labor, set entire car on fire, push into woods and charge a removal fee.

"The correct answer is # Dave.

Go to a bar, consume numerous alcoholic beverages, and throw a functioning amplifier at a customer upon your return."

[Miroteknik]

lol DSM weak alternators

[Jlyons617]

"The correct answer is # Dave.

Go to a bar, consume numerous alcoholic beverages, and throw a functioning amplifier at a customer upon your return."

Dave would never waste his time going to a bar. He'd throw the amplifier at the person while consuming numerous alcoholic beverages at work.


Plus he's never be associated with a hashtag.

[MommysLittleMonster]

It was actually meant to come out as "number", not "hashtag".

FFS future generations are screwed.

[Jlyons617]

It was actually meant to come out as "number", not "hashtag".

FFS future generations are screwed.

I had to assume the worst. I thought you might have caught the swag. Then I'd have to fly to NY and put you out of your misery. Old Yeller style.