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[MommysLittleMonster]

that moment when you realize youre just a cookie cutter hipster

First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem

If I dont end up going out with this chick tonight, I will definitely be drowning my life in liquor

It's not so much the "going out" part as much as it is "going home" with her part.

[Average_Jerk]

In for when he comes in swinging

"I was in the military and you should treat me like royalty!"

Ugh.

maybe once or twice a year we get some military fag who thinks we should powder his balls for him because he made the choice to give up 4 years of his life

[P78]

aren't you too sick to go out with said girl?

[Average_Jerk]

give her the ebolas

oh, I'll give her the old ebola for sure. If you know what I mean

[Average_Jerk]

aren't you too sick to go out with said girl?

never. I dont let being sick stop me from anything. me > sickness

[MommysLittleMonster]

maybe once or twice a year we get some military fag who thinks we should powder his balls for him because he made the choice to give up 4 years of his life

It goes both ways.

My sister-in-law's ex was a fucking piece of shit. He was in the military and got dishonorably discharged for doing a goat or some shit and got sent packing. Now he expects the entire US to powder his nuts because he survived bootcamp and made it two weeks overseas.

Just, no.

[P78]

never. I dont let being sick stop me from anything. me > sickness

so all the above is just attention whoring

[Miroteknik]

oh, I'll give her the old ebola for sure. If you know what I mean

[Jlyons617]

oh, I'll give her the old ebola for sure. If you know what I mean

[Average_Jerk]

It goes both ways.

My sister-in-law's ex was a fucking piece of shit. He was in the military and got dishonorably discharged for doing a goat or some shit and got sent packing. Now he expects the entire US to powder his nuts because he survived bootcamp and made it two weeks overseas.

Just, no.

I know a couple military dudes that are cool. but a lot of them are so fucking entitled

[Average_Jerk]

so all the above is just attention whoring

Pay attention to me!

[P78]

[Miroteknik]

I know a couple military dudes that are cool. but a lot of them are so fucking entitled

fucking duder, amirite

[MommysLittleMonster]

I know a couple military dudes that are cool. but a lot of them are so fucking entitled

Yup.

How's the Mercedes treating you?

[P78]

why should you be expect stuff for being in the military??

after all it is just another job that you applied for

nobody forced you