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[coconutt]

What else could have you done? I'm sure the pros outweigh the cons.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Morning.

[Miroteknik]

Gays

[MommysLittleMonster]

That moment when you make eye contact with an officer after you know you did something very illegal on the road.

[Jlyons617]

Fucking co- worker is back. God dammit.

[Miroteknik]

That moment when you make eye contact with an officer after you know you did something very illegal on the road.

lower the pabst

[MommysLittleMonster]

Fucking co- worker is back. God dammit.

Did you wipe poison ivy on the rim of his coffee mug like we discussed?

lower the pabst

Well played.

I made eye contact with a Sherriff after blowing the tires off in 1st and part of 2nd leaving an intersection

He was not amused

But also not bothered enough to pull me over.

Apparently you can get away with more bullshit in a car with 8 cylinders and a loud exhaust.

[Miroteknik]

man i do not miss getting pulled over all the time

i go out of my way to avoid that horse shit

[Miroteknik]

speaking of which, share.

what car were you pulled over the most in?

me? lexus is300, hands down

[Jlyons617]

Did you wipe poison ivy on the rim of his coffee mug like we discussed?
.

No, mercury on his iPad. I escalate things quickly.


Also, can you still get .22lr rounds where you are?

[MommysLittleMonster]

speaking of which, share.

what car were you pulled over the most in?

me? lexus is300, hands down

Prelude, got pulled over in it a total of 4 times. Twice for speeding, one for no front plate, once for driving like a dickhead.

No, mercury on his iPad. I escalate things quickly.

Also, can you still get .22lr rounds where you are?

No sir. .22 ammo is like finding chicken teeth. I remember going in to Walmart and buying three boxes of 1000 rounds for dirt cheap.

[Jlyons617]

Prelude, got pulled over in it a total of 4 times. Twice for speeding, one for no front plate, once for driving like a dickhead.



No sir. .22 ammo is like finding chicken teeth. I remember going in to Walmart and buying three boxes of 1000 rounds for dirt cheap.

My Walmart isn't carrying it for a while. Last week, 2 white trash mouth breathers got into a fistfight over a box.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Ah, the people of Walmart. Never disappoints.

I love going to the automotive section to see the white trash picking out some sikk rimz for his rotted out Cavalier.

[Jlyons617]

Somebody should have finished them off and done the world a favor.

[MommysLittleMonster]

They sell Machetes in the same isle, so I agree.