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[Miroteknik]

hahaha dammm thats right

the finest girl in school was all into depp too

douchebag

[Miroteknik]

right like a pirate was all she ever wanted

think she ended up with some super short dude

he could drown in an aquarium

guess that didnt pan out for her quite

[Miroteknik]

she was fine tho

[Miroteknik]

wonder if she'll be at the 10 year class reunion

[Miroteknik]

maybe she left shortstock by then

[Miroteknik]

maybe she'd been tired of sailing with half mast

[Miroteknik]

maybe shes been contemplating pulling a katie holmes

[Miroteknik]

ditch the Cruise

clean the bay

damn thats a celebrity/car/landmass reference all in one

triple play

[Miroteknik]

the only two reasons ppl go to school reunions

rub your success in every losers face

hook up with that crush you were too green to hit on back in the day

or youre still fat and theres probably gonna be food there

[Miroteknik]

and lol at everyone that bought class rings lol

thats like getting a tattoo in memorial of learning to ride a bike

[Miroteknik]

if i have to see another budwieser clamato commercial imma shoot a pedro

[MommysLittleMonster]

every time a manatee try to cross the street

captain hit the horn, storm at sea

Ate my lunch too fast.

[Miroteknik]

going shooting this weekend too

need to find some good targets

[Miroteknik]

is shooting balloons out of the sky fun?

[Miroteknik]

got some baloons at work from some event. theyre getting kind of weak on gas but that means they wont be hard to hit

like shooting bucket full of fish