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[Average_Jerk]

you can only fit like 5 beers in each room

Although the last time I was there, the fridge was stocked with Malta. turns out kelly is an undercover PR

[Kielan]

Selling the house will be tough

parents - we have eleventy billion rooms
buyer - WOW! Must be a huge place
parents - each room is about 2.5sq ft though
buyer - phillipjfry.png

Dave sets fire to your parents house because he gets lost and runs out of beer.

you can only fit like 5 beers in each room

All of these things may be true.

[Jlyons617]

you can only fit like 5 beers in each room

[Average_Jerk]

So I think I might have lost my mind the other day when looking at cars. I now have a goal of a car to buy by next Feb

[Kielan]

So I think I might have lost my mind the other day when looking at cars. I now have a goal of a car to buy by next Feb

Oh god.

[oHSo EuRo]

I need another car.

[Average_Jerk]

Oh god.

Im seriously looking into late 2000s Astons

[Kielan]

Im seriously looking into late 2000s Astons

I guess I need to get a job in Seattle area, cause you're fucking balling over there/

[Jlyons617]

Im seriously looking into late 2000s Astons

Fuck yeah.

[Average_Jerk]

I guess I need to get a job in Seattle area, cause you're fucking balling over there/

according to my bad math. by next feb I should be able to score a $70k ish car and have my monthly payment not be much more than it currently is for the W204

[Average_Jerk]

Fuck yeah.

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=98133&endYear=2015&photosOnlyActual=true&showcaseOwnerId=0&startYear=1981&makeCode1=ASTON&searchRadius=0&maxPrice=70000&pricesOnly=true&mmt=%5BASTON%5B%5D%5B%5D%5D&minPrice=35000&listingId=373584289&Log=0

[Jlyons617]

according to my bad math. by next feb I should be able to score a $70k ish car and have my monthly payment not be much more than it currently is for the W204

Seattle's working out well for you.

[Average_Jerk]

Seattle's working out well for you.

sure is. making tons of cash. I was poor for so long that I don't know what to spend it on. So Im just gonna buy cars

[Jlyons617]

sure is. making tons of cash. I was poor for so long that I don't know what to spend it on. So Im just gonna buy cars

It's too bad you live in the city, you could get property with a shop. That's my plan next year.

[Average_Jerk]

I was out with this broad last night. She asked about a 5 year plan. My reply:

1 year - tade the benz for an aston
2 year - trade the aston for a ferrari
3 year - trade the ferrari for a better one
4 year - even more better or a lambo
5 year - better ferrari/lambo or something cooler

From her expression, I can guess thats not what she meant