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[Average_Jerk]

All the hipster girls would probably be into it. Just tell every one of them that they're your first customer and they'll flock. Throw in a bootleg mix tape and you're set.

Then I need to get my mixtape ready. "Thrift shop virginity" hittin the streets soon!

[Average_Jerk]

Apparently the dub kinds didn't take kindly to a stock air cooled Beetle.

air is for suspension, not cooling

[Jlyons617]

Then I need to get my mixtape ready. "Thrift shop virginity" hittin the streets soon!

Throw in a Foster the People sample and some dubstep and you're set.

[Jlyons617]

air is for suspension, not cooling

I always wanted to bag the beetle.

[Average_Jerk]

I wish it were acceptable to go to work with a buzz. I got a bottle of bourbon from a customer last night and my coffee is all like "add the bourbon to me and your cold and shit will go away away away away away away" (thats an echo effect)

[Average_Jerk]

Throw in a Foster the People sample and some dubstep and you're set.

who the fuck are foster the people?

[Jlyons617]

who the fuck are foster the people?

Hipster fgts.

[Average_Jerk]

Hipster fgts.

I **** them

[MommysLittleMonster]

Throw in a Foster the People sample and some dubstep and you're set.

I wish it were acceptable to go to work with a buzz. I got a bottle of bourbon from a customer last night and my coffee is all like "add the bourbon to me and your cold and shit will go away away away away away away" (thats an echo effect)

Working with a buzz probably wouldn't produce much work being done but I'm okay with that.

[Jlyons617]

I need a truck before next years Leavenworth drive. I've got a buddy with a 30ft gooseneck trailer so i'm going to go and charge dipshit dub kids to tow their shitty broken down cars home.

[Average_Jerk]

Working with a buzz probably wouldn't produce much work being done but I'm okay with that.

Id be just as productive considering that Im sick with a migraine lol. how much worse can I be? And also I am way more irritable when Im sick than when Im not. I walked in the door yesterday and right away this kid who I **** more than Rota Slips asked me a stupid question and I fucking lit him up for it hahahaha

[Jlyons617]

Id be just as productive considering that Im sick with a migraine lol. how much worse can I be? And also I am way more irritable when Im sick than when Im not. I walked in the door yesterday and right away this kid who I **** more than Rota Slips asked me a stupid question and I fucking lit him up for it hahahaha

[Average_Jerk]

hes such a whinny complaining faggot. I **** his life

[Jlyons617]

I got a guy like that at my work. except he tries to get me fired.

[Average_Jerk]

I got a guy like that at my work. except he tries to get me fired.

Im trying to drive him to suicide