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[Miroteknik]

[Rob&co]

fawk that russina Olga and that e28 tho!

[180roman]

No. A 996 Turbo owner came into the shop today to talk with us about installing some V-banded cat deletes on his exhaust.

In short, he wants us to get the Porsche on the dyno for a "before," then do all the cutting, metal prep, test-fitting and welding for the exhaust (a fair bit, since we have to add V-bands to where the existing cat flanges are on the exhaust as well), then back on the dyno for an "after" vide as well, all in one day.

And he showed up two hours after work started today.

Plus he has a Harley sticker on his Porsche. That is also kinda weird.

So what I got from that was he is in a bikey gang and gets his money from drugs, hence how he affords the Porsche and why it has a Harley sticker, because that is the bike he rides in the gang.

His request may have been unreasonable due to consuming some of the drugs he gets his money from making/selling.

Sounds like a perfect explanation to this situation to me...

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

996 owners are early adopters and fools. They picked the ugliest generation of Porsche to buy. Plus it's got coolant for the first time ever. If you think the first adopters of the iPhone had problems, talk to a 996 owner.

If you don't pay good attention, it's a fucking money pit.

[Miroteknik]

So what I got from that was he is in a bikey gang and gets his money from drugs, hence how he affords the Porsche and why it has a Harley sticker, because that is the bike he rides in the gang.

His request may have been unreasonable due to consuming some of the drugs he gets his money from making/selling.

Sounds like a perfect explanation to this situation to me...

Gringos are too pussy to be in a drug moving biker gang. The ones that aren't pussies, have a Porsche and a Harley, but they won't be putting a Harley sticker on the Porsche.

This dude must just be the typical midlife crisis douche.

[andybob]

Time to go to work. Later guys.

[180roman]

996 owners are early adopters and fools. They picked the ugliest generation of Porsche to buy. Plus it's got coolant for the first time ever. If you think the first adopters of the iPhone had problems, talk to a 996 owner.

If you don't pay good attention, it's a fucking money pit.

I'd take the last air cooled 911 Turbo over any water cooled one

[180roman]

And I'm going to go drift off to bed...

[jdel]

lol harley sticker. Confirmed tool

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

Yeah. We basically explained the situation to him and he was incredibly impressed that we'd pass up work so that we wouldn't sacrifice quality. He's gonna go talk us up on 6speed or something.

Guy's weird, but I guess he's alright.

...I really want a 993 turbo.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Felt like I just got popped for speeding on the drive back to work from lunch. Zip down the road at 45mph, it's a 30mph limit when a cop pulls out of a driveway. Immediately turns around behind me. Park car, start shuffling across the parking lot as the cop pulls in, and immediately pulls in front of me and rolls the window down.

"You see anyone driving down here in a bright silver Impala? Lookig for a stolen car."

"Nope."

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

Twist: You were driving the stolen Impala.

[MommysLittleMonster]

I would rather walk than drive a modern Impala.

[Rob&co]

1996 SUPER SPORT Pal! BEST! Camaro 5 speed and all!

[MommysLittleMonster]

Lol 90's GM interiors