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[P78]

oh lol

[mrg7243]

People are taking this government class way to seriously.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Trying to find a new track for my sled.

I cringe every time I see how much a new one is.

[P78]

buy a wrecked sled with good track?

[mrg7243]

What happens when you give a politician viagra?

[P78]

What happens when you give a politician viagra?

ask Monica

[MommysLittleMonster]

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Mick cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cops expense!!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop,that's the law. License and registration,please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

[P78]

That could be a cop from any nation.

[MommysLittleMonster]

It could even take place in Detroit.


Read through that Aveo thread again, that guy deserves an award for "thickest skin ever".

[mrg7243]

ask Monica

He gets taller

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Mick cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cops expense!!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop,that's the law. License and registration,please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

[andybob]

Beyond fucking pumped for this weekend.

Also got a new job yesterday.

Went riding with the lady friend last night too. 2 up snocross.

Going out Friday night and riding all day Saturday with the lady and a couple guys from BRP.

Holy shit life is good men.

[P78]

gratz on the job andrew

life can be good for some yeah

gonna c the bank in a couple of days, see how big of a loan i can get, if the only input is the rent i get from the tennants

time to move up in the world

[andybob]

Thanks man.

I'm looking to possibly move this summer I think. Depending on how things go with this girl I might move closer to her. There is a town about 20 minutes from her and 20 minutes from my work which would be perfect. We'll see though. Kinda soon to be planning that kinda stuff but you never know.

[P78]

true that

been talking to a friend about my business venture, and he said i better rent out the place then to sell it again for a (small) profit

also we get tax refund when you have a loan

so gonna look for a small apt or studio for starters

but it makes sense, because when i was with the ex, the tennants paid for my loan in the 2 years i was out, and they paid me double of what i owed the bank ha.

time to get money circle back in action

[coconutt]

Gangstas what's up guise.