Random Thread V2.0

[Miroteknik]

[Stupid Kid]

You are a glutton for punishment.

haha its not my car though

I was looking under the hood in dismay and my buddy was talking to the guy in spanish and he came up to me and was like " I guess I just bought it"
And I was like
"wut"

15 minutes later he was like
"oh god did i just buy it"

he had downed a six pack earlier apparently

[Miroteknik]

look coco, pedro is installing two alternators today, are you gonna let him slap you around like that? are you gonna take it like the housewife that you are? don't you dare step away from that kitchen, its almost lunch time!

are you gonna make us all a sandwich , or are you gonna install that alternator

[MommysLittleMonster]

haha its not my car though

I was looking under the hood in dismay and my buddy was talking to the guy in spanish and he came up to me and was like " I guess I just bought it"
And I was like
"wut"

15 minutes later he was like
"oh god did i just buy it"

he had downed a six pack earlier apparently

I bought a car once while I was drunk.

I sold it two days later for more than I paid for it to someone who appeared drunk and paid for it in cash.

look coco, pedro is installing two alternators today, are you gonna let him slap you around like that? are you gonna take it like the housewife that you are? don't you dare step away from that kitchen, its almost lunch time!

are you gonna make us all a sandwich , or are you gonna install that alternator

He's too busy lolligagging around with sun hats and pantyhose.

[Jlyons617]

Built to last, Duralast.

[Miroteknik]

I bought a car once while I was drunk.

I sold it two days later for more than I paid for it to someone who appeared drunk and paid for it in cash.

So basically what I got from this is that people that get drunk make PROFIT

[Jlyons617]

So basically what I got from this is that people that get drunk make PROFIT

Unless you're Dave, then the world fucks you, drunk or sober.

[CrackerTeg]

you would know!

If I were a hipster I totally would.

[Miroteknik]

Unless you're Dave, then the world fucks you, drunk or sober.

"some things never change"

[coconutt]

Quote train coming through.

Um, go out there and stuff. How's that for encouragement?

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either work on the Corolla or I'll be down in June to pick it up.

Let me get off work first.

Go do it or I'll rip your reindeer antlers off and punch you in the throat.

[Average_Jerk]

Unless you're Dave, then the world fucks you, drunk or sober.

wtf?

[MommysLittleMonster]

So basically what I got from this is that people that get drunk make PROFIT

Oh my fuck, yes. I bought an Altima for $300 and sold it two days later to some guy in an orange Grand Am for $400.

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Let me get off work first.

I don't give a flying fuck if you're at work or not, go fucking install it now or I will burn your house down and do a burnout on your face.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Someone is coming by to buy my old snow tires and truck tires tonight. $400 in my pocket.

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[coconutt]

Oh my fuck, yes. I bought an Altima for $300 and sold it two days later to some guy in an orange Grand Am for $400.

I don't give a flying fuck if you're at work or not, go fucking install it now or I will burn your house down and do a burnout on your face.

Fuck, that would kinda hurt.

Someone is coming by to buy my old snow tires and truck tires tonight. $400 in my pocket.

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I hope they flake on you and dump a bucket of wolf spiders around your house doors.

[Stupid Kid]

Oh sweet it has new drilled and slotted rotors and a 3.91 lsd

800 dollar e36 hell yeah