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[mrg7243]

Papa johns pizza sounds good as fuck right now.

[CrackerTeg]

Trying to think of one positive thing that Country music brings to the table.

All I can think of is depressed cowboys/cowgirls/hicks who are drinking/crying/doing fggy things because their wife/cousin/sister broke off the engagement/wedding/70-year marriage and made off with their tractor/horse/dog/pickup,

That sounds about right.

[aLaFleur]

Closest thing to country you'll ever here me listening to.


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnf3_0xG-o"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnf3_0xG-o[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBeevjTLtvI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBeevjTLtvI[/ame]

[Zack Bennett]

Closest thing to country you'll ever here me listening to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnf3_0xG-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBeevjTLtvI

wow, I can dig this

[mrg7243]

wow, I can dig this

WHo the fuck are you?

[aLaFleur]

WHo the fuck are you?

He's Zack Bennett the photographer.

[CrackerTeg]

Closest thing to country you'll ever here me listening to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnf3_0xG-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBeevjTLtvI

That sucked.

wow, I can dig this

Um, ok.

[MommysLittleMonster]

It brings beer and sexy girls in daisy dukes.

How about fucking no.

Because with short cut-off jean shorts (known as "daisy dukes", because the term is so fucking catchy) come the idiotic cowboy hats, the cowgirl boots, and the signed Toby Keith concert t-shirts as they drink Keystone from red Solo cups.

[Miroteknik]

Closest thing to country you'll ever here me listening to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnf3_0xG-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBeevjTLtvI

I can dig it. I like depressing music so I listen to country every now and then.

Or when I'm driving a lifted truck lol

[aLaFleur]

That sucked.

Um, ok.

You just asking to get jerked off aren't you?

How about fucking no.

Because with short cut-off jean shorts (known as "daisy dukes", because the term is so fucking catchy) come the idiotic cowboy hats, the cowgirl boots, and the signed Toby Keith concert t-shirts as they drink Keystone from red Solo cups.

Redneck white trash girls are so god damn annoying... and slutty

I can dig it. I like depressing music so I listen to country every now and then.

Or when I'm driving a lifted truck lol

Hick

[CrackerTeg]

How about fucking no.

Because with short cut-off jean shorts (known as "daisy dukes", because the term is so fucking catchy) come the idiotic cowboy hats, the cowgirl boots, and the signed Toby Keith concert t-shirts as they drink Keystone from red Solo cups.

And now I'm wiping the soda off my computer screen.

[CrackerTeg]

You just asking to get jerked off aren't you?



Redneck white trash girls are so god damn annoying... and slutty



Hick

Hell the fuck no I'm not. Feg.

[mrg7243]

How about fucking no.

Because with short cut-off jean shorts (known as "daisy dukes", because the term is so fucking catchy) come the idiotic cowboy hats, the cowgirl boots, and the signed Toby Keith concert t-shirts as they drink Keystone from red Solo cups.

I am talking about the girls from the suburbs who pretend to be country. Not thetrashy cousin fucker buck teeth tobacco chewing sloots.

[Miroteknik]

Hick

You lookin to get a boot up ur ass, city boy

[MommysLittleMonster]

Redneck white trash girls are so god damn annoying... and slutty

I grew up with them. After they hit 21, they all go way fucking downhill.

I literally had to watch this video for 2 fucking seconds before all of my stereotypes were fulfilled (besides the Solo cups)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sKU_CzCwvo"]Trucks Gone Wild , Louisiana Mudfest 2013 - April 26-28, 2013 - YouTube[/ame]

And now I'm wiping the soda off my computer screen.

I wasn't aiming to be funny.