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[Average_Jerk]

Black kids don't need shoes, they need to be making shoes.

real black kids want fake jordans not toms

[Jlyons617]

real black kids want fake jordans not toms

I thought the asian kids outsourced shoe production to the blacks because they're too busy build Apple products for the hipsters.

[Miroteknik]

I thought the asian kids outsourced shoe production to the blacks because they're too busy build Apple products for the hipsters.

Nah making shoes too big for their own feet finally hit a cap in their insecurity.

[Average_Jerk]

I just had a job immediately tell me to fuck off as soon I clicked "submit application" hahahah

[aLaFleur]

Did it use those words?

[Average_Jerk]

Did it use those words?

Dear Applicant,

We have reviewed your application and decided that you aren't even close to qualified for this job. Please fuck off.

Sincerely,
Recruiting Team

[aLaFleur]

Amazing. I want to work for that company.


Someone start that company.

[CrackerTeg]

Amazing. I want to work for that company.


Someone start that company.

Starting the process now.

BTW, you're hired. Now fuck off.

[aLaFleur]

Damn that feels good.

[Miroteknik]

Hey heard you were hiring....

SO... I prefer a window office, and the room temp has to be at 75 degrees year round. I'm allergic to carpet, and I keep my fixie in my office, on my desk.

call me kthnxbai

[aLaFleur]

Desks are far too mainstream.

[Miroteknik]

We have this chick at work that sits on an exercise ball instead of a chair.

When everybody leaves I go into her office and sit on it.

[aLaFleur]

I bet you sit on it.

[CrackerTeg]

Hey heard you were hiring....

SO... I prefer a window office, and the room temp has to be at 75 degrees year round. I'm allergic to carpet, and I keep my fixie in my office, on my desk.

call me kthnxbai

You get a windowless shack with no AC. No desk, you have to do whatever the fuck it is you do on your lap and the floor will be riddled with splinters.

Desks are far too mainstream.

Werd.

[aLaFleur]

You get a windowless shack with no AC. No desk, you have to do whatever the fuck it is you do on your lap and the floor will be riddled with splinters.

Werd.

For some reason i like the sound of that.

what is it that this company does?