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[aLaFleur]

It's the third door on the left, right?

[jdel]

A lot of lost people UITT

This

[mrg7243]

Man I have been having some off the wall dreams recently

[CrackerTeg]

So hungry. Must drown with booze.

[Jlyons617]

Morning all.

[Rob&co]

miss ya much! The sky is falling i been holding that shit up!

[Rob&co]

it's the third door on the left, right?

gtfo fgt~

[coconutt]

Yo.

Need to work on mi caro but too lazy.

[Average_Jerk]

Yo.

Need to work on mi caro but too lazy.

Im lazy, but I dont have shit to do except drink booze

[coconutt]

I'd enough of that yesterday. My friend became store manager of an O'Rielly's so his wife through him a surprise party.

About 90 cans of Bud Light there, maybe 20 Modello, and 6 packs if other random beers people brought. I was 5 Modellos in with a shot of this Fireball liquor, stuffed my face with pizza so I could sober up and go home lol.

[Jlyons617]

I need to get my shit together and hope the govt shutdown keeps going. Fishing season opens on Tuesday.

[coconutt]

I need to get my shit together and hope the govt shutdown keeps going. Fishing season opens on Tuesday.

This research center for NASA is shutdown so my friend has to work from home and report each day of what he's accomplished...

[Jlyons617]

This research center for NASA is shutdown so my friend has to work from home and report each day of what he's accomplished...

How much has he accomplished in GTA 5?

[Average_Jerk]

How much has he accomplished in GTA 5?

boss - what did you do today?
him - unlocked 2 new achievements
boss - well done

[Jlyons617]

back to back hooker murders should earn him a raise.