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[Samuel L. Jackson]

so you just want to get in the car, push a button and it starts. you realize that anyone can drive away in your car if you do that.

Yeah, just help a brother out. That's not a problem where I live and I can hide the switches.

Why?

I live in bum fuck Egypt and its easier to travel to get a fresh key cut its turning into. $140 ordeal and a 2 hour drive. Then I have to drive again to pick the key up after it overnights to the dealership. F that

[coconutt]

Get a different car lolololol.

[Average_Jerk]

Yeah, just help a brother out. That's not a problem where I live and I can hide the switches.


I live in bum fuck Egypt and its easier to travel to get a fresh key cut its turning into. $140 ordeal and a 2 hour drive. Then I have to drive again to pick the key up after it overnights to the dealership. F that

I dont think theres a chip in your key. bmw didnt start that until 97. shouldnt be that expensive

but anyways. you need a simple 2 position toggle switch and a push button and 3 relays

relay 1:
86 - 12v constant
85 - ground from toggle switch
87 - 12v constant
87a - leave empty
30 - to vehicle ignition 1 wire

relay 2:
86 - 12v constant
85 - ground from toggle switch
87 - 12v constant
87a - leave empty
30 - to vehicle ignition 2 wire

relay 3:
86 - 12v from Pin 30 on Relay 1
85 - ground from push button
87 - 12v from Pin 30 on Relay 1
87a - leave empty
30 - to vehicle starter wire

Toggle switch:
one sire - ground
other side - to pin 85 on relay 1 and 2

Push button:
one sire - ground
other side - to pin 85 on relay 3

[Miroteknik]

Thought about doing push-start after this...

[Average_Jerk]

I dont think theres a chip in your key. bmw didnt start that until 97. shouldnt be that expensive

but anyways. you need a simple 2 position toggle switch and a push button and 3 relays

relay 1:
86 - 12v constant
85 - ground from toggle switch
87 - 12v constant
87a - leave empty
30 - to vehicle ignition 1 wire

relay 2:
86 - 12v constant
85 - ground from toggle switch
87 - 12v constant
87a - leave empty
30 - to vehicle ignition 2 wire

relay 3:
86 - 12v from Pin 30 on Relay 1
85 - ground from push button
87 - 12v from Pin 30 on Relay 1
87a - leave empty
30 - to vehicle starter wire

Toggle switch:
one sire - ground
other side - to pin 85 on relay 1 and 2

Push button:
one sire - ground
other side - to pin 85 on relay 3

And be sure to use a reasonable gauge wire for the ones carrying 12v. like any of the ones to pins 86 87 or 30

[theseeker411]

Sup, RT.

[Average_Jerk]

Sup, RT.

not shit lol

[Samuel L. Jackson]

And be sure to use a reasonable gauge wire for the ones carrying 12v. like any of the ones to pins 86 87 or 30

Thanks!

[Dudermagee]

So tired

[mrg7243]

Don't go nuts, raising your blood pressure will cause your mouth to bleed a fuckton more (ask how I know). Besides, you'll be boarderline useless after the surgery- it takes a full 4-6 hours for the drugs to wear off. Take it easy and play video games.

I have a challenge for you: Play Grand Theft Auto, get Nico drunk, and then try driving while you're on painkillers.

I tried video games as soon as I got home. I couldnt sit up straight.
I have really good pressure it takes alot to get it up. Just sitting in the chair getting the IV it was 112/70. My heart rate was like 90 though

I was down for like a week. My whole face swelled up and I bruised pretty good. You would have thought I got in a fight of a lifetime.

Mine were coming in all crooked and shit though, so it took a lot of drilling and hacking to get them out.

Well, that's what I imagined they did. I was fucking out. They hit me with some Nitrous Oxide and I was feeling fantastic, then they put me to sleep.

I remember coming home, taking 2 vicoden, and sleeping for like 6 hours.

lol

I got to keep 2 of the teeth, the last once was pretty much under my molar so there was a fuck ton of drilling he said. I feel like I got kicked in the face by a donkey.

Bored out of my mind at work. I'm also dreading the rumor of the military getting a pay cut next year. As if it wasn't difficult enough to make ends meet as it is.

1 of the reasons I chose not to join.

So tired

I just woke up from a percoset induce nap. It was glorious.

[Stupid Kid]

drink some grapefruit juice it'll make the painkillers stronger :^)

[mrg7243]

Thats nasty shit

[jdel]

Sup girls

[mrg7243]

HEy squid

[jdel]

Wut