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[Average_Jerk]

lol dave, like a ninja

i'm with matt on this tho, don't really suffer from rage fri(or any)day

I function at about 90% rage levels all day long. It only takes one small incident to put me over the 100% marker and into complete rage mode


Im a powder keg waiting to explode

[P78]

i can explode fast too, like yesterday with those stupid arrogant dwarf cops (for real, this dude barely reached my shoulders and i'm 6ft1

looking up to me, trying to be as big as he could be, telling me i had to calm down

i told him to leave me alone, he started yapping about not slandering cops, and that he was gonna arrest me

i showed him my phone, and told him, i'm taping this, so it's your word against my phone's, and you are using verbal aggression and intimidation against me, so be nice and leave me alone

and then these old folks backed me up, who also couldn't pass and get home

so he left me

fuckyeah

[Average_Jerk]

i can explode fast too, like yesterday with those stupid arrogant dwarf cops (for real, this dude barely reached my shoulders and i'm 6ft1

looking up to me, trying to be as big as he could be, telling me i had to calm down

i told him to leave me alone, he started yapping about not slandering cops, and that he was gonna arrest me

i showed him my phone, and told him, i'm taping this, so it's your word against my phone's, and you are using verbal aggression and intimidation against me, so be nice and leave me alone

and then these old folks backed me up, who also couldn't pass and get home

so he left me

fuckyeah

stop bullying midget cops lol

[P78]

he came to me

i was shouting to all of them haha

[MommysLittleMonster]

Morning.

[P78]

sup chris

how are the marriage feet?

getting colder or ...

[mrg7243]

doens't everybody in RT have a case of the mondays?

Shit after I have had my morning coffee I am the cheeriest motherfucker ever. I do it just to irritate people. Basically I am too cheery for them.

[P78]

my ex gf was like that, a typical morning person
up at 8, cheery, talkative, happy

and then i wake up at 10-11 like a zombie

at first she started talking to me, untill i said, i need at least an hour before she could talk to me

[mrg7243]

I **** mornings honestly. But gotta make the best of it.

[MommysLittleMonster]

sup chris

how are the marriage feet?

getting colder or ...

Nah, piece of cake. I'm just ready to get it over with and get to the honeymoon part of it. 10 days on the beach sounds fanfuckingtastic.

my ex gf was like that, a typical morning person
up at 8, cheery, talkative, happy

and then i wake up at 10-11 like a zombie

at first she started talking to me, untill i said, i need at least an hour before she could talk to me

I feel like almost all women have this trait. Up, perky, ready to go.

Meanwhile, most of us don't want to hear a bird chirp for at least an hour.

[MommysLittleMonster]

I **** mornings honestly. But gotta make the best of it.

Best way to start your mornings: wake up with something you look forward to.

A new gadget to play with, driving your car to work, or waking up to food you wanted to eat last night. Anything helps.

[P78]

Good to hear
where u heading for honeymoon?


only time i'm jolly in the morning, is if i've been drinking all night and did not go to bed

or when i'm in a paradise, with morning temps of 82°F +

or when i'm on snowboard holiday

no car can take that away

driving my gti in the morning does not make me happy

[CrackerTeg]

I


need


coffee


NOW!

[P78]

coffee, the next ripoff

Can't function without that morning cup of coffee? Researchers in the UK say the idea that coffee gives you a boost in the morning is a myth.

A study from psychologists at the University of Bristol reveals the caffeine in coffee does not make people more alert - all it does is relieve withdrawal symptoms.

The BBC quotes lead researcher Professor Peter Rogers as saying "That alertness you feel is you getting back to normal, rather than to an above normal level."

However, if you don't regularly drink coffee, a latte, espresso or cappuccino will give you that coffee buzz.

Another cup of coffee, anyone?

[Matt]

I've actually never had coffee before.