Random Thread V2.0

[Jesus Christ]

"Yo follow me on IG, god"

"I don't do that internet shit man, sorry"

"I see them bimmers you post and shit"

"like this pic if you need an eighth"

i wonder how many fake passports those bots actually sell

i wonder too, gotta be a few if they go so hard at it

[Dudermagee]

don't know why but that cheetah made me lol

[CrackerTeg]

ded

[180roman]

Sup Mericunts

[CrackerTeg]

Drinking. What's up with you?

[andybob]

sup

Just got pulled over.

No ticket.

Like a bawse.

[180roman]

Cleaning the house, boring shit

[CrackerTeg]

sup

Just got pulled over.

No ticket.

Like a bawse.

What they stop you for?

Cleaning the house, boring shit

Sounds exciting. Not really though.

[180roman]

SSR Longchamp Watch for $350...

I do want to be baller, but maybe I'll just wait a few weeks

[andybob]

What they stop you for?

Speeding.

I actually got really lucky.

It's a nice stretch of road where there isn't usually any cops. It had been a long day, so I buried it all the way up though 5th. Last time i looked down I was at 130 and still gaining speed.

I rounded a small bend and saw a line of cars coming. I don't have a radar detector, but something just felt off, so I slammed on the brakes and got down to about 70ish and then down to 60.

The last car was a Sheriff, and he turned around and lit 'em up.

Pulled me over, I turned my lights off, put the keys on the dash, turned on all the interior lights, and waited with my hands on the wheel. He looked my car over, asked me how fast I was going to which I said, "Well, I was listening to music but coming down that hill I noticed I was going a little fast so I started to coast it out, but maybe around 68"

He said he thought I was going faster than that and I didn't say anything. He asked a couple things about the car, where I was coming from, etc, then went to his car with just my license and said he'll be right back.

Not even 2 minutes past and he was back wishing me a good night and to just watch my speed.



I was about as nice as I could be to him and he was the same to me. I don't think it hurt I played the naive car guy though. lol

[180roman]

Yeah if he didn't ping your speed on the radar never admit you are guilty of speeding.

If there is no evidence to prove you are speeding, then you are not speeding.

[andybob]

I got lucky as fuck though.

If I had kept on it I would have gone past him at 135.

lol

[Dudermagee]

Hope this hose will fit over my -10an fittings :/

[180roman]

Are you using a barb fitting with a rubber hose Dude?

[Kielan]

I've been drunk since 6 this is a good day.