Whatcha got in your pocket.

[Minuki]

Man, a lot of you carry knives.

[M0ar.Stickers]

Man, a lot of you carry knives.

because MURICA!

but in all honesty, i get like 3 deliveries a day at an average of about 35 boxes per delivery. and i have to inspect and make sure the quality of product is as ordered. otherwise i wouldnt.

[.Shadow]

Front right: Galaxy S3 / Headphones
Front left: Wallet / Pocket Knife
Back left: Empty
Back right: Some lint.

[martinm13]

front right: nokia 3310
left pocket: lint
back left: more lint
right left: walle... oh wait... FUCK!!!

The most indestructible phone ever built

[Alexander]

Front Left: iPhone
Front Right: Keys, glasses cleaning cloth.
Back Left: None.
Back Right: Wallet.

[richard420ehhh]

front right: phone
front left: keys/ the natural e cig
left rear: wallet

[montgomery]

Man, a lot of you carry knives.

That's because a knife and common sense is all you really need in life.

[mohsen]

That's because a knife and common sense is all you really need in life.

i thought it was in case you wanted to cut a ladys child from her womb, steal it and raise it as your own?
thats why i have mine...

[devon.818]

If you keep your phone in any pocket other than your front right, you are fucking wrong.

logistically speaking this is a horrible idea.
if you drive, which you should since you're on this forum, youre car keys should be in the front right pocket, you start the car with your right and so its the easiest way to go from pocket to ignition.
now if you're keys are in this right pocket WITH a cell phone, then you have a likely chance of scratching or breaking your phone in the pocket. cell phones get their own pocket.

schooled.!

[devon.818]

Man, a lot of you carry knives.

everyone man should have a knife on his person. or multitool if you have the room.
its a great utilitarian tool. open boxes, splice wires, cut/clean fingernails, stab a bad guy, pick out splinters....ect

[Neil]

If you keep your phone in any pocket other than your front right, you are fucking wrong.

Front Left: Phone
Front Right: Keys, Wallet
Back Left: Nothing
Back Right: Nothing

[P78]

since i'm sanding in sweatpants, that's limited to an orange lighter

[Dr.AK]

While at work, wearing some kind of sturdy cargo pants:

Front top right: wallet
Front lower rit: phone, screw drivers, knife, pipe wrench
Front top left: keys, gum or mints
Front lower left: pen, tissues, bubble level

If I wear a jacket, it's usually stuffed with tools as well.

After work:
Front left: keys, phone, gum or mints
Front right: wallet

[Alexander]

If you keep your phone in any pocket other than your front right, you are fucking wrong.

Or you are left-handed.

[montgomery]

i thought it was in case you wanted to cut a ladys child from her womb, steal it and raise it as your own?
thats why i have mine...

Well this is still common sense because if the child survives and grows up it could disapoint you. And since it is not your child through blood you have the choice of disowning it.

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