I went to see an Audi b5 s4 that was "running rough..."
It was a total turd that the guy was trying to pull a fast one. It "ran rough" and he apparently meant that it ran on 2 or 3 cylinders and after it ran for a minute or two, it died in a cloud of oil smoke out the exhaust tips and from somewhere between the motor and firewall.
It had been wrecked, he said that he "thinks it was hit in the front" and that he "didn't know who did the repairs..." Well I'd say that nobody did repairs, they just put headlights back in the holes held in by the headlight wires and the bumper was held in with expanding Home Depot foam...

That wasn't the worst part, my mechanic friend I'd brought along pulled a spark plug to do a compression test and the whole end was melted and had bits of piston attached to it hahahahaha I offered 600bucks and he's like I can go to 1900. I was like uhhhhh no, k thanks bye, have fun waiting for another sucker!
He clearly knew that the motor was hosed and was playing dumb by the things he said that didn't add up. I think the only thing he said that was true was that the interior was clean. Poor car had been passed around and had gotten a bad tune or tank of gas.

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