The Funny/Wild Story Thread

[BMWerke]

So here's my contribution..... So my ex girlfriend hit me up monday and said she wanted to chill. We havent kissed or anything since prom and that waz back in june, we dont even really talk to each other much with the acception of the past 4 or 5 days. So we're in the car talking and flirting like we always do, and the next thing I know we're making out like the old days lmao. Now that I have that out the way I can cut to the chase. So I talked to her and asked her if she wanted to "hang out" tonight and that I could get my moms car since mine is freakin totaled and sitting at the dealership. So I picked her up and she kinda lives in the hood but luckily she is not hood or ghetto what so ever!. She lives in this apartment complex cunningly named "The Plazas" which many people wont go to after dark. So as we were doin our thing I made a comment about her neighborhood and how its ghetto lmao, she replies "its not that bad. So I go to bring her home about 2 hours later and there are a million cars outside the apartments and the whole parking lot that I had just left a couple of hrs ago was completely surrounded by police caution tape and detectives with flash lights. So i dropped her off even though i really wanted to stay and make sure she got home alright. She calls 15 mins later to say that someone had been shot a whole bunch of times and murdered and that a detective had to walk her home........ I replied "what a nice neighborhood".


http://www.newsday.com/long-island/c...ting-1.1699016

[the dingo]

lol. I **** to say I told you so......but yeah....I told you so.


sad about the murder though.

[aar0n.]

Where on LI was this? Definitely amusing but I'd be a little scared after that sort of thing

[74low145]

U should get a "piece" in your ride (or your moms) if u need to pick her up again lol

[BMWerke]

Where on LI was this? Definitely amusing but I'd be a little scared after that sort of thing

I live in Massapequa, huge house, waterfront property, a nice area. She lives in North Amityville, enough said.

[BMWerke]

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/c...ting-1.1699016

[aar0n.]

Hahaha yeahhhh I can't say I've ever been to or plan on visiting the Amityville area

[BoomerDJ]

i thought this story was ganna be about your ex playin you...

[Frag]

There was a nail in my tire when I pulled into school today. I changed the tire and when I brought the car down from the widow maker I realized my spare is under pressure. Should be good to get me home though. Still made it to class on time, and this is my 3rd flat this month. Last one was a flase alarm, like a 1/8" screw that looked deep as hell. I dont know how long this one is, but the first one was a 3 1/2" piece of copper wire.

In before cool story bro comments.

[BMWerke]

wow...that sucks

[BMWerke]

Anybody got any more funny stories??? I'm tryin to revive this thread lmao

[Tuck&Poke]

i feel like most of my stories are "you had to be there" kind of things

[BMWerke]

I understand.... I have a funny story, The neighbors that live to the left of me have 2 girls, at the time one was about 9 years old and the other about 4. So the older one loved to side her bike up and down the side walk in front of our house since the street is too busy. Well one day she goes to the end of the side walk and turns around to ride back, while at the same time her little sister begins to walk toward her so the older one starts to petal toward the other and goes faster and faster and faster, meanwhile the younger one is still talking towards. The one on the bike yells "GET OUT THE WAY"!!!! and i couldnt turn my head in anticipation of the oncoming collision lmao, about 4 second later they run into each other and that way the first time I saw a child go flying through the air. But she landed on our grass and she was fine, luckily. Just image a kid flyin through the air like on that youtube video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqS9N7WJOFY