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    Basc this be a thread to post sum clean azz whips nd mebbe sum bitches too cuz.

    Before I get flamed to hell I guess i should cut the ghetto speak and say this:

    I love donks. There's something about the glorious excess of taking a big, gaudy, impractical old american car and putting it on big, gaudy, impractical wheels and filling it with big, gaudy, impractical speakers. If i wasn't embarrassingly white and middle class to a fault I would have a donk. Hell I still want a donk.

    The thing is, the donk scene isn't the polar opposite of the stance scene that you most of you close minded twats think it is. It's trendy as fuck ("themes" like lucky charms or some bullshit are so 2010), there are meets and shows (which own the shit out of "our" shows btw), and. um shit man.

    Furthermore, the scenes have become shockingly parallel ascetics wise as well. Violently expensive three piece wheels with big lips, stretched low profile tires, having the right year and make/model of car, custom paint, suspension mods, interior stuff, and fitment are all keys to being proper in the donk scene. Keeping things clean and flush is the key to having a badass whip.

    Picture time.

    These wheels + color combo on an euro would have all you stancefags going crazy.




    Several points. This fucker has like 14 inches of wheel tuck in the back, and that wheel is filling up the fender damn nice in the front. Despite being jesus sized, these wheels aren't tacky or busy at all, they're super staggered and match the body paint. As far as the car goes, its not pretty but its very defined and... imposing in a wonderfully gangster way. Its not like shit you normally see on the road which is quite honestly a large part of the appeal of something like, say, a classic bmw for guys like you and me. Additionally; this fucker has like 14 inches of wheel tuck in the back. Half of the goddamn rim.


    Im really not a fan of this type of thing on modern cars. Old shit or gtfo.



    Can work well if you don't go with 30's and a fuckton of chrome.



    Needs more low.



    PAINT LOOKIN LIKE STR8 A&W in dis BITCH! WHEW! LOOK AT DAT STANCE! UGGGHGH!!


    Not all donks are good manye.

    This thing is the donk equivalent to a bugeye interga with mismatched body panels, cut springs, steelies, autozone tint and a bunch of hellaflush and shocker stickers on it.

    For more whips go to:



    TLDR: Donkism is urban stance.

    Not actually sure why I made this thread. Had fun though.
    Feel free to post on how much you **** these cars. Go to town.

    Think I'll go climb a tree.

  • #2
    This looks like shit.
    Deep inside you know this doesn't look right.

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    • #3
      Donks will always have a special place in my heart.

      A well done donk is something that can be appreciated. A lot of work goes into em to make them fit 26" wheels, more work than 90% of the scene fags on here would ever be willing to do.
      - Kielan (Key-lin)

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      • #4
        not a fan of the style

        but i can only begin to imagine the work of tucking those badasses

        any work pics?
        Floccinaucinihilipilification

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        • #5
          While I respect the work that goes into these - I just don't get the style... at all. It just looks awkward as hell to me.

          With cars like these, I'd rather take the classic lowrider approach with a trunk full of hydros and sittin' on 13" Daytons.

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          • #6
            The assistant teacher at the local tech college autobody program has a donk he did right. has his own restoration shop and does his own work.
            Hatchbacks, wagons... It's NOT all the same. You want in? Don't get a mazda 3, get a mazda 6 wagon. Don't get a wrx get a legacy wagon. and theres a reason the A3 isn't called the A3 avant... Scion does not make a wagon it makes a weird van, but no wagons

            Sincerely,
            The Wagon Mafia:Inner Circle
            P.S. Is your tail a wagon?

            Show cars are lame.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rebounder View Post
              The assistant teacher at the local tech college autobody program has a donk he did right. has his own restoration shop and does his own work.
              you fuckin know the drill!!

              pics or it didn't happen
              Floccinaucinihilipilification

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              • #8
                Originally posted by P78 View Post
                you fuckin know the drill!!

                pics or it didn't happen
                lucky i was able to find one



                Last edited by Rebounder; 06-27-2012, 05:47 AM.
                Hatchbacks, wagons... It's NOT all the same. You want in? Don't get a mazda 3, get a mazda 6 wagon. Don't get a wrx get a legacy wagon. and theres a reason the A3 isn't called the A3 avant... Scion does not make a wagon it makes a weird van, but no wagons

                Sincerely,
                The Wagon Mafia:Inner Circle
                P.S. Is your tail a wagon?

                Show cars are lame.

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                • #9
                  LOL white guy in a donk. That never happens.
                  - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kielan View Post
                    LOL white guy in a donk. That never happens.
                    he never looks like that though. always work pants hoodie and like a dickies jacket... or coveralls.

                    great teacher. he's like a goofy old man though
                    Hatchbacks, wagons... It's NOT all the same. You want in? Don't get a mazda 3, get a mazda 6 wagon. Don't get a wrx get a legacy wagon. and theres a reason the A3 isn't called the A3 avant... Scion does not make a wagon it makes a weird van, but no wagons

                    Sincerely,
                    The Wagon Mafia:Inner Circle
                    P.S. Is your tail a wagon?

                    Show cars are lame.

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                    • #11
                      Sub'd for highs.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kielan View Post
                        LOL white guy in a donk. That never happens.
                        Hence this thread. OP is trying to live vicariously through the pictures that get posted.

                        I don't like the style but the floater wheels that big fucking hypnotize the shit out of me...can watch that for hours

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                        • #13
                          I love donks and will own a Gushers themed box chevy one day.
                          The Governors Club.

                          E38 For Sale Thread!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kielan View Post
                            Donks will always have a special place in my heart.

                            A well done donk is something that can be appreciated. A lot of work goes into em to make them fit 26" wheels, more work than 90% of the scene fags on here would ever be willing to do.
                            Of course you say that.
                            Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                            • #15


                              I honestly don't know what kind of response you were looking for, but this is probably not the forum that would best suit this thread.
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                              We all love to turn heads. Sub-consciously we're all materialistic attention-craving dickheads.

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