Listen to your doctor!!!!!

[KarlSpackler]

Fuck my life.

I am 27 and my wife and I have 2 kids and do not want anymore. So, lets do the manly thing and get a vasectomy. The surgery and awkwardness of an old man with a lazy eye felling on your nuts was bad enough (Yes, I let an older man with a lazy eye touch my pepe and cut into my balls........ call me nuts! lulz) and the pain of the surgery was so so but when the doctor tells you to take it easy for a week or so........ LISTEN!!!!!

Nope, my dumbass knows more than the doctors. Fuck this sittin around stuff.

Friday morning = surgery and sitting around for the rest of the day with an ice pack on my nuts
Saturday = more sitting around and watching US Open golf (this was last weekend)
Sunday = Golfing and playing 2 softball games that night

Monday = me not being able to walk. My left nut feels like it has a clothes pin on it ......... gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So lots of ice and Percocet and I am up and mobile again but still very sore.
Tuesday -Thursday = more of the same. Wake up feeling like 7 angry prom dates with pointy shoes have been kicking me in the groin all night .......... some ice and pills later off to work and limping around all day.

So today I decided to go see the lazy eye doc. He pokes/prods on my nuts and gahhhhhhh........ sends me to a knee........ holy fuck does that hurt. Turns out I have an infection with a ton of inflamation, in my nuts

So here I sit, ice on my nuts, taking percocet.


Fuck

My

Life

[P78]

damn son

i'm lost for words

[Khalil]

o_o

I could never do that to my nuts.

[MommysLittleMonster]

I am at a loss for words. I can't even begin to imagine the pain.

[B Rod]

Gah! Well, looks like you are actually going to have to rest for at least a week. That does NOT sound fun.

[Average_Jerk]

sweet fuck man. that sounds terrible.

[FluidMotorUnion]

Dude.

That's nuts.

[motocaddy]

sucks dude. hope they get that get that infection under control and don't have to amputate.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Dude.

That's nuts.

That's a ballsy statement to make. It almost sounds like you fly by the seat of your pants with comments like that, Andrew.

[EDM92]

An infection...in your nuts.

ಠ__ಠ

[skrapez]

The first mistake you made was getting your nuts chopped out and not making the wife get her guts removed.

[Zic]

Ouuuuuuuuuch.

[andybob]

I don't know what to say.

Hope you get better dude.

[RubbderDucky]

That sucks. Hope you get better man.

[Lukey]