See in highschool i always got picked on for my funny sounding voice, nerdy look and tiny muscle tone. Here is an old picture of me.
^that was awful!! but thankfully those times are over!
After doing only 5 minutes a day for the past 5 weeks I now look like this!!!!!

Get the NEW AND IMPROVED SHAKE WEIGHT EXTREME TODAY AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!111!1111
(results may vary, side effect of intense working out with shake weight is male pattern baldness, black eyes, swollen toe knuckles and change of skin color))
