hand-shaking etiquette

[Schieldrop]

^^^ah the dead fish. iv gotten that a few times. if you're a girl and you go in for a limp hand shake you're a bitch. just sayin

This makes me realise I've met a lot of bitches....

[ray ban]

^^^ah the dead fish. iv gotten that a few times. if you're a girl and you go in for a limp hand shake you're a bitch. just sayin

[Oscar]

A lot of the times when I shake girls hand they really don't grip my hand at all. They just leave their hand open and limp and it feels awkward. So I usually just give a hug or say hello.

[WhiteStripes]

I agree with the whole lemme squeeze your hand as hard as possible thing, so dumb. i give a decently firm handshake to other guys, but never get into a squeezing contest.

With girls it can be kind of odd since they generally have little firmness to their shakes. I'll shake their hand but it definitely isn't like how I shake a guys hand.

With female friends though it's just easier to hug...

in miami girls and guys kiss on the cheek, and guys shake hands, i guess its a latin thing. I have to adjust when im not around here to more "american" etiquette which seems to be a handshake for girls and guys.

ive noticed that when the introduction is more formal, each person shakes hands or kisses, when the introduction is more broad, its typically waves, or nods

My step-mom who is Nicaraguan and has raised me since I was 6 taught me to do that with all her family/friends. One time after leaving a dinner at home to hang out with friends there was a new girl there and I moved in for the kiss thing and was like oh shit when she jerked back. It was super awkward lol but after explaining to her she was got it and laughed.

[Schieldrop]

Bonafied indeed

I usually just tell 'em:
You're a needy girl, I can tell when I look in your big brown eyes. I want you my world, but how can I do yours if I can't do mine? I Try to change, but somehow it don't matter i dont feel the same. It's all about what you want, what you say, how you feel, how you play the game.

[Gator]

DuWerk: It seems you offer bonafied lovin'...

Bonafied indeed

[Schieldrop]

^^Playa right here

[E36Bimmer93]

Like a normal handshake with a fondle in the velvet underground...creep.


Realz tho, I only shake a hand if its put in front of me for the specific task of shaking...then I own that shit.

Exactly

No, it's hard to describe. It's a soft grasp of the hand, normally with my thumb on top of their fingers (like I'm about to raise their hand to kiss it) then I let my fingers slowly slide off their hand after the introduction instead of just releasing like a normal handshake. I donno, hard to describe i guess.

[6erWebb]

they get a special sensual hand shake from me.

Like a normal handshake with a fondle in the velvet underground...creep.


Realz tho, I only shake a hand if its put in front of me for the specific task of shaking...then I own that shit.

[Schieldrop]

DuWerk: It seems you offer bonafied lovin'...

[Gator]

Mike has shaked my hand

But on the realz, I usually refrain from meeting a girl who is in a large group of people because she is most likely with one of those dudes. I'm not a person who believes that girls belong to guys, but, where I live there are a shit ton of Douche bags, and I don't like getting punched in the face. So If they are introduced to me I'll shake hands, I do nice and gentle though, let um know I can take care of them, treat um right and to a dinner by the candle light. Then it comes as no surprise, what they need is an older guy, with a little bit of life experience, the right cloths and the right apearance, oo girl wouldn't that feel nice.

[ray ban]

^^^damn it i messed up the itallics. i need to be schooled in the ways of the interwebz

[ray ban]

hey now. if mike was willing to shakeyour hand wouldn't you let him??

[Tuck&Poke]

i wish we had a puking smiley

[ray ban]

^^