this is way off topic

[Kielan]

[Average_Jerk]

Beat her down emotionally. And if that doesn't work, beat her down physically.

[MaxBell]

Ya, this is funny, but kinda sad that we're all joking about this kid and his girl.

[SeanDub]

What would expect on a car forum?

[padraigmk3]

Have you ever done anything in the past to make her not trust you? Are you constantly checking out other girls? If not then here's my advice.

You will win your girl if you do one main thing. Make her feel extraordinary. That means going beyond yourself to prove that you love her. Posting on an online forum just shows that you don't care about the relationship. Did you expect to get super solid advice here?
That really goes for any relationship you have with any person. They will like you and desire to be around you when you go out of your way to be interested in what THEY have to say. Be genuine in your listening, asking questions about them, not just relating to them through more stories about yourself.

"I went to the mall the other day and saw the cutest dog."
Don't reply with a story about how you went to the mall and saw something. Engage in conversation!

Girls want to have fun. (sing the song) When your girl friend says something as stupid as accusing you of going to cheat, meet her seriousness with fun and lighthearted fun! My fiancee had some serious issues about trust since she was cheated on. One time (I was expecting it would come up) she said I was being too friendly with a highschool friend. I looked her in the eye and said once, "I could have her if I wanted, but I am with you. I'm not a boy who hops from girl to girl. You captivated my attention and I desire you."

Then I winked and said, "Besides, she has bad morning breath." And then started breathing on the side of her face, which turning into play wrestle with my girl, which turned into...yeah.

You have to keep your life interesting and fun to be in. Do that by making OTHER people feel like they are interesting and fun. All your idols of your kid years (camp councellors and people you looked up to) were your idols because they played with you and were interested in the kids.

Anyways, I was discussing this with a friend the other day and so it was on my mind.

Just remember that any one person could be happily married to any other person, it's just whether they can celebrate their unique awesomeness and not get dragged down in focusing on their flaws.

I've never agreed with anyone's opinion more.

[.:dutchtuner:.]

how can you break up while she should is chained to the kitchen?

[borjas80]

haha lol ya'll are funny thanks for the laughs through this kinda thing haha but i guess fuck it for now i'll be that kinda guy who left his chick for his car lol but i just need to do a lil more work on it

[thehillshavestis]

fuk bitches get money. all they do is take up your free time

[coconutt]

^ the hills have sti's... LMAO at thes name for some reason!

[private_numero]

bitches dont have any authority outside the kitchen. send her back..



just kidding,
they needa clean shit too.



//end sexist joke
but for real, MaxBell hit this one on the nail. I been with my girl for about 2.5 years aswell and everytime she accuses me that im flirting or whatever with another girl i be serious, say something softcock and then turn it into a joke

[ratmog]

haha lol ya'll are funny thanks for the laughs through this kinda thing haha but i guess fuck it for now i'll be that kinda guy who left his chick for his car lol but i just need to do a lil more work on it

i legit know a guy who dumped his fiance for his car.

she said - "Its me or the car."
he said - "Shame, I liked your cooking."
and drove off.

[coconutt]

i legit know a guy who dumped his fiance for his car.

she said - "Its me or the car."
he said - "Shame, I liked your cooking."
and drove off.

and this was just posted in the lol pic thread:

[eskimopunk]

dam idk wat to do anymore my chick is driving me crazy now

well we just broke up......

haha lol ya'll are funny thanks for the laughs through this kinda thing haha but i guess fuck it for now i'll be that kinda guy who left his chick for his car lol but i just need to do a lil more work on it

Srs relationship is, wait... Not serious, at all. How the fuck did you go 2.5 years like that?