Post a pic that made you lol.

[andybob]

That Daft Punk and Skrillex thing was pretty funny.

I've got to admit, I'm not much of a Daft Punk fan but I'd rather listen to a roomful of baby's cry for the rest of my life than go to a Skrillex show.

[Randomofodication]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJSyY5HZNYw&feature=player_detailpage

[joshg51]

DO tell!!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDbNaLqVw8c"]Coolio - Aw Here It Goes (Album Version) - YouTube[/ame]
First lets set the tone
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvjX_Mdga-U"]MARIMBA DE GUATEMALA (Cumbias_Mix_2) yosoychapin.blogspot.com - YouTube[/ame]

Okay so it was mid 2000s I believe, I'm shit at telling time. We were vacationing in Guatemala because that's where my dad is from. We went to a popular tourist city called Antigua. It's all rustic and old and basically looks like this.

So we eat lunch at this restaurant which I believe was Argentinian from what I remember. So like most restaurants they serve us bread but for some reason this bread was toasted and looked like they put grease on top, Like straight up orange pizza grease had been coated on it. And greasy ass food gives me diarrhea. My parents weren't sure of it either but we all still ate. Don't remember what it tasted like, so it probably wasn't bad since I ate it. So we spent the rest chill listening to music in the main plaza and checking out a famous hotel. Then we went back to my aunt's house near the capitol which is where we were staying.

Early next morning, I wake with my stomach bothering me and roll around in bed for about an hour before I finally wake up to go to the bathroom. So I go downstairs and use the rest room there because I think the one upstairs was taken. I use the bathroom downstairs and I realize I have Diarrhea. Which is a bad thing because one, It's Diarrhea, and two, because that day we were going on a road trip to visit a place called Tikal with ancient ruins where this scene from star wars was filmed.


This place is a few hours away to drive to so I think we all know that when you have Diarrhea it generally stays for a few hours. So we we drive for about a maybe two hours and everything is all good so far and we stop at a gas station to fuel up. My mom told me I should use the restroom now before we go. She warned me the restrooms generally don't have toilet paper but I just said "PFFFT whatever" and went over to the restroom without toilet paper about 40 feet from the car. I didn't really have to go to the bathroom at this point but went anyway. I walk in and I think "Fuck there's no toilet paper" so I start walking back to the car to grab some toilet paper and realize I kinda have to go now. I grab the toilet paper and when I start walking I'm thinking "Oh fuck I really have to go now". I'm speedwalking now while keeping my cheeks tight because it could sneak it's way out if i'm not careful. So I get back to the bathroom I really need to go so I try and save time by doing something I shouldn't have. You know when you squat and your butt cheeks loosen up and sometimes people fart, like when they're taking a seat? We'll my idea was I can turn around to the seat while pulling my pants down and I'll take a seat and it'll work perfect, right?

I end up shitting all over the bathroom by doing what is basically a 180 drop shot. I look around at the terrible mess I had made and started panicking. I quickly clean my ass and try to think quickly. I threw a few pieces of toilet paper on the ground, a lousy job at it too, and wash my hands. I take one look back and got the fuck outta there. In the car I noticed I got some at the bottom of one of my pant legs. I roll that up to cover the evidence. Later we stopped to eat somewhere but I didn't eat much. While walking to the restaurant, my mom noticed my pant leg and asked why is it rolled up. I just told her she didn't want to know.

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[DER E30]

Wow, ugh. it's horrible when You feel terrible and still have to do whatever it is you gotta do...

[coconutt]

What a shitty thread this is.

[MommysLittleMonster]

[Nick475]

i have a story similar to that. i was in like 7th or 8th grade and my friend took me to a lacrosse game(was in my lax bro phase), the whole time i was there i had to shit so bad but i didnt know the stadium i was in very well and i didnt want to go by myself. so at the end of the game on the way out i said i had to go to the bathroom. they waited outside of the bathroom when i went it. fuck. longest line ever. i should have just said i really have to go.

I'm next at this point. eager to go i let out a small shart. fuck. didnt feel like a lot got out so whatever. finally the guy comes out of the bathroom. try to attempt the 180 drop shot. fail horribly. shit all over the floor, toilet, and in boxers. fuck this so hard. i just want to cry.

i tried to clean up the mess as best i could, but there was just no chance at cleaning the smell out of my boxers. luckily none was visible.

get in his moms car. immediately put window down. try not to think about it. but it fucking REEKED. when leaving the parking lot they noticed. "what is that smell??? oMG!". oh god. time to die now. i tried to play it off like it wasnt me. "yeah... it must be a skunk or something... yeah.. a skunk. thats it."

so the ride finally ends and i get to leave the car. pretty sure i stained her back seat o her new car with the smell. oh well. i dont like that kid anymore. hes a cunt.

[Nick475]

hey i forgot i have another shit story. was playing soccer. maybe 15 at the time. idk. everything going fine and dandy when i feel like i am going to have diarrhea. you can just tell. i try to ignore it and keep playing hoping the feeling goes away but nope. no luck. i ask to be pulled out cuz im "tired". took the coach like 5 fucking minutes to put a sub in. fuck. get out of game. tell coach i have to poop. hes like alright. i do the most awkward speed walk in an attempt to find a bathroom. i had never been to the field so i didnt know where it was. saw a big brick building close by. ould see the bathroom just beyond the doors. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK. its locked. so close yet so far. i didnt know where to go. i was out of options and time. went over to the garden next o the door, squatted down and tried to make an opening though the bottom of my shorts. fucking shit on the sidewalk. yep. oh god it was nasty too. ater getting up, im pretty sure this indian woman saw me and was just like da fuck man. da fuck.
on the way back to the field i saw another fucking restroom. it was right next to the field but behind a tree so i didnt see it. go there to try and clean up. boxers had some bad skid marks on them. got the rest out of me on the toilet then went back to the game.
sit down with my team as its halftime now. someone is like "what the fuck is that smell" im just thinkin oh god time to die again. i think one of my close buddies knew because he quickly interjected and was like "doesnt matter dude, we are WINNING".lol. what a good friend. got in car after game and my dad was like what is that smell. told him the story and he was just like dude... so i threw my boxers out the window and we never spoke of it again.

[DER E30]

http://startingstrength.com/resource...d.php?t=34267&
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[joshg51]

[mrg7243]

God I was eating you fucktard

[joshg51]

God I was eating you fucktard

well you can't eat and laugh anyways or you'll choke. my bad

edit: adding this because it's blowing my fucking mind

[cleantune]

^ whoa....mind blown. Chewing gum while cutting onions prevents tearing?!... and the Chip bag tricks...amazing!

That reminded me of when someone figured out that those paper ketchup cups from Mc Donalds can be spread out so they can be filled with more ketchup, hah