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It is the 11th of May, 2011. My doctor has just informed me that my Jimmies are terminally rustled.
I had no idea how to react. Would any reaction I had be legitimate? Or would it be tainted by the state of my Jimmies?
I've been living with RJS (Rustled Jimmy Syndrome) for almost a year now. I've tried more "cures" than would intimidate even a cancer patient. At first I tried wearing a three-wolf shirt. It helped with my self-esteem, but it didn't do anything about my Jimmies. I even tried buying a $2,000 HDMI cable, hoping the multidimensional X-Rays that would be exuding from my television would be enough to unrustle my Jimmies on a molecular level. That was $2,000 wasted.
I had no hope. That is, until I found Gorilla Munch. The primary ingredient in Gorilla Munch, Love(tm), provided high enough levels of necessary nutrients to unrustle even my Jimmies! After consulting my doctor, I've received the news that the rustling in my Jimmies is in regression, and I should expect to have completely unrustled Jimmies by August 2012.
I cannot thank this cereal enough for what it's done for me.Originally posted by Oxerpeople are such stupid cunts.
fuck everybody.Originally posted by Jesus Christlisten to me carefully, go fuck yourself and never come back here againOriginally posted by DudermageeYou're stupid.
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2001 Focus Sedan from an ex-ricer. See my build thread
http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=17122
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2001 Focus Sedan from an ex-ricer. See my build thread
http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=17122
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Originally posted by P78 View Post
Ive driven one of them AMG and oh man that fucker was fast, My buddy stole one from work for a week haha
Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
[i]I love dressing up!
But no really, I like to look distinguished when I step out of the car. People are like, "wonder what he does for living."
I just reply, "your daughter, sir."
Massimo: You like the stance cars don't you?
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Floccinaucinihilipilification
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Floccinaucinihilipilification
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