Neck Breakin' Stories

[benz88]

why the hell would he be mad? haha that shits hilarious

because his girl was looking at me the whole time

[kevinc]

The Oxer effect.

bahahahahahhahahahaha

[runningpanda]

Rolled up and down the "strip" in Ocean City in the back seat of an ~86 525e. The megaphone, clone trooper helmet on the driver, and lack of muffler probably helped turn some heads

But the most neck breaking I've ever done is drive a new M3 down the ramp and through the BMW Weld in Münich.

84 528e you dick! zat was a lot of fun. When I had the muffler cut off, I got some stares.
Nothing beats riding around campus on my 26" apehanger banana seat bike. I get looks and comments all dee time!

[Oxer]

The Oxer effect.

[kevinc]

This summer i was cruising in my lincoln. Im In the curb lane with the ass up in the air and the front dumped, When i noticed a dip in the road. Well there was a truck beside me with a guy and his girl in it, they being in thier mid 20's. Anyways as i hit the dip i flicked the front switch up and hopped the car. Front tires must have been a good 2-3ft off the ground. as i came down i started laughing and looked over. They girl was so shocked and kepted pointing, Meanwhile the guy she was with was red and angry. I got a good laugh and turned into a park right after.

why the hell would he be mad? haha that shits hilarious

[benz88]

This summer i was cruising in my lincoln. Im In the curb lane with the ass up in the air and the front dumped, When i noticed a dip in the road. Well there was a truck beside me with a guy and his girl in it, they being in thier mid 20's. Anyways as i hit the dip i flicked the front switch up and hopped the car. Front tires must have been a good 2-3ft off the ground. as i came down i started laughing and looked over. They girl was so shocked and kepted pointing, Meanwhile the guy she was with was red and angry. I got a good laugh and turned into a park right after.

[aar0n.]

god damn it, this would coincidentally be my story also.

good times

I should have been more detailed and mentioned that a slammed BMW and Audi were there as well

Lauren's bright yellow 20th definitely made people notice us, a bunch of black and white cars don't stand out enough

[kevinc]

dude welcome back to earth, no we can't. We can't heal blind people either.

but it seems some people have pulled off being born by "virgins"

[Jesus Christ]

everybody broke their necks when he walked on water^^^

not everybody can walk on water?

[kevinc]

everybody broke their necks when he walked on water^^^

[Jesus Christ]

Driving home from Waterfest this year, we drove through Manhattan via 34th St as usual. For those of you who don't know, 34th St on the west side of the city by 7th and 8th Ave is always super crowded with Penn Station and MSG being right there. We were sitting there in a row of slammed VWs and Audis at a light and multiple people started pulling out cameras and snapping away haha

god damn it, this would coincidentally be my story also.

good times

[hi its me alec]

People love the green =D

[Kielan]

It was comical.

[Streetlight]

Kielan can attest to this, I drifted into a parking space in the McDonalds parking lot, I think most people in the pickup line were just confused, although they were all staring at me. I got out and did the

[Zayan]

Decided to pull into the carpool parking lot which is the closest lot to my school. I had never done so neither have I done it again for there is a fat speedbump. On the way out, when everyone is let out of school and on the edge of the curb (200 kids or so), I hit the speedbump sideways and my car's underbody just sits on the speedbump causing a cacophony. Everyone stares me down and I leave a massive gauge in the bump causing my principal to yell at me and start walking towards my car. That was when I decided to gun it and take off before he could have a "chat" with me regarding what had just happened.


Even better...I was cruising on the 405 freeway one time and I see a ferrari f430 scuderia creep behind me and slowly pass me by the side. Some guido lookin rich boy with some hot beezy were in the car. The girl stared at my car the entire time as they passed slowly. To me, it looked like the guy was trying to tell her something but her eyes were captivated by my fitment. I would like to think that was the case. Hahha

Last but not least, a police officer rubber necked my car and triple took it before he flipped a u-turn to pull me over for driving too low. He came up to my window and told me that my car was a neck breaker and ended up not giving me a ticket even though I have about 15 potential aspects that can lead to getting written up and fined.