OMG! So funny needed its own thread.

[Oxer]

Thank me later fellas.

[Average_Jerk]

ha! awesome

[pitbulldrifter]

thats the funniest thing ive seen in a long time

[hotdoghogie]

"POKEMON MASTER".. epic haha

[Bracknaphobia]

Ox you know how to cheer a guy up.

[eskimopunk]

I lmao'd

[runningpanda]

Hahaha, best shit ever

[Oxer]

Thanks guys, I'm here all week.

[J. Evins]

All mine go like this:

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[J. Evins]

You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: so ur a random stranger eh?
You: Unless the entire population of earth logs on here all at once it isn't completely random.
Stranger: I am going to need you to typer ur social security number to test the wordfilters. dont worry it will filter to xx.xxx.xx
You: xx.xxx.xx
You: Wow, it works!
You: Nice coding, bro!
Stranger: xx.xxx.xx
You: Yeah, works great!
Stranger: wait foreal?
You: I wonder if it does credit cards, too?
You: xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Stranger: ima try foreal
Stranger: 462-38-3523
Stranger: WTF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Oxer]

Hahaha...

[P78]

haha i lolled

[low.slow.celi]

hahah i fucking died

[vdubkid]

awesome dude. omegle is so much fun.

sometimes i wander around asking for some random name. a troll quest like that actually turned into me giving life advice to some 16 year old pothead that lived like 20 minutes from my house. crazy small world haha

[Oxer]