The "Let's Give Kielan as Many Ridiculous Names as Possible" Thread.

[Mr.Alex]

Kielan

[Drama]

my bitch.

I LOL'd at that

[Kielan]

Thanks Ben...

[Deltron]

Kairan - that's my impression of a Japanese person who doesn't speak a bit of English saying your name.

[Ben Bagged]

my bitch.

[Kielan]

Thats mad old news dawg, everyone and their mother calls me that hahaha.

[JasperThomas]

Key lime

[schroedin]

keyhole

[Drama]

lmao

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[Kielan]

Some members on here (cough Josh cough), have been coming up with ridiculous names for me, some of them are pretty funny, so I'm interested what the rest of SW can come up with.

Rules:
Must be based of Kielan
Must start with K.

Begin with the absurdity.