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    I just applied for this job

    We are looking to fill two part time Bra Specialist positions at the West County Victoria's Secret. Applicants must have retail experience and be comfortable running up to seven fitting rooms. Bra Specialist work with customers on the sales floor and in the fitting room to find the perfect fitting bra and styles.Bra Specials also partner with Intimates Manager in education of staff around bra fittings, styles, and selling behaviors. Applicants must like sales and forming relationship with customers. Must be available all day on Friday, Saturday and Sunday and have some availability during the week. Hours typically range from 20- 36 hours a week. If interested please reply with resume to the link above.
    As a bearded straight male, I know a thing or twelve about bra fitment having removed thousands in all shapes and sizes. You don't want the warlocks busting out of the seams. I would form more than just relationships with the customers boosting over all sales with my knowledge and expertise. With such a lavish beard, the customer will have something soft yet firm to grasp while I can make the proper adjustments on the about face of the puppy pouches. I have attached a picture showing my trustworthy bearded face, along with my double thumbs up showing my can do attitude, and also letting you know this is a good idea.

    Please seriously consider my resume to help these women find the proper over the shoulder boulder holders.
    Thanks,
    Ryan

    Last edited by RyanH; 09-22-2010, 03:01 AM.
    rivalhousegarage.com

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    hahahaha how could they not hire you with that awesome email
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    • #3
      if you don't land this job, they're obviously prejudice against beards. because clearly you're overqualified in mammary management


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        Originally posted by da3bous
        I want you to photoshop a giant penis down the side of my car

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        • #5
          This is one of the funniest things i will ever see
          Originally posted by Oxer
          I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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          • #6
            win!!!




            The Kia has been parted.

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            • #7
              Oh man. I laughed SO much at this. A+ thread!

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                I am just thinking to myself "What if he gets this job..?" Tell me you would accept the job if they offer it to you, hell post the reply to the email here, even if they reject you.

                Damn this is sooooo funny. I was literally lol'ing in class when I read this.
                - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                • #9
                  OMFG


                  You sir are a LEGEND!
                  Originally posted by anth
                  Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                  • #10
                    HAhahahahahhahhaa Winning so much!

                    04' 350z
                    89' s13 Coupe - Sold

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                    Originally posted by Kielan
                    That would liven things up a bit. I could go for a shooting right now.

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                    • #11
                      Lolz, I had to make a post about this.

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                      • #12


                        No synonym for funny could possibly describe this

                        Cole

                        Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion
                        yeah it's got turbo and it looks decent stanced, but it's a fucking Neon, the survived-abortion of the 90's auto industry.

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                        • #13
                          Perfect, simply perfect!
                          Christof Goulart
                          FCGoulartDesign.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by EnjukuBG View Post
                            Lolz, I had to make a post about this.
                            http://blog.beardlife.net/2010/09/23...ra-specialist/
                            Thanks broham. That's 2 pic of me in 2 weeks on there wewt!!
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                            • #15
                              Win




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                              Originally posted by Oxer
                              You know who Jason is? Anyone here read the Bible or know most of the stories etc? Who's the guy that stands at the gate and decides if you get into heaven or not? That's Jason. He processes everyone in the intro threads and welcomes them.
                              Originally posted by Average_Jerk
                              Also you relinquish all of your rights by posting in RT. You can be banned at any time for no reason at all.

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