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    Imagine driving along down the road. You hear a loud noise under your car and think, “Maybe I should stop.” Then your brake pedal sinks to the floor.

    It is, more or less, a worst case scenario. Something bad has happened to your vehicle, and now you’re not even capable of stopping on the side of the road to figure out the issue. Anything could happen at this point. Thankfully, the owners of the vehicle we’re about to discuss ended up just fine. The vehicle, however, not so much. Let’s start out with a pretty simple picture. On a Jeep Grand Cherokee of this year, this is what the transfer case looks like. It provides the connection between the transmission and the drive wheels in an AWD vehicle.



    After the noise that caused the owners’ brakes to fail, they had the truck towed in to us. Their transfer case did not look like the one above. Instead, it looked like this:





    Truly a worst ‘case’ scenario. Zing! But seriously, this is how the Jeep came in. An entire side of the transfer case had blown apart, as if the last service shop had chosen to replace their transfer case oil with nitroglycerin or C4. The portion of the transfer case that’s supposed to connect to the front axle and driveshaft was completely missing, the case was empty of oil, and the chain was just slapping around after falling off its gear. Even parts of the case that were still connected had been torn up by the shrapnel:




    It was during this inspection that we noticed the reason for the brake failure. The shrapnel from the transfer case had cut clean through the hard metal brake line, causing a complete loss of pressure in the system. No hydraulic pressure, no brakes. Plain and simple.



    It also managed to heavily crimp even the thickest of hard metal lines running past the transfer case. This damage is anything but minimal.



    Extensive is probably a better word to describe the kind of marring the shrapnel did. Underbody panels have egregious amounts of scrapes, scratches, and some holes. It’s nothing that’s going to cause the car to fall apart, but it is a series of marks that will bear explanation should this car ever end up being sold.





    Maximum carnage. It’s like a velociraptor tried to escape its cage down there. Which, judging by the transfer case, it most certainly did. We should have never taught those raptors how to use plastic explosives. Thankfully, even though the front driveshaft still needed replacement, its carnage was significantly less than the other parts down there, with just a bit of the end blown off.



    Did we say less carnage? Oops. We meant “as much as” the other parts down there. Let’s zoom out from that last picture and you’ll see why.



    At this point, you might be thinking, “What the hell is that?” Remember that severed hard metal brake line we talked about earlier? That’s the rest of it, wrapped around the driveshaft. The vehicle was moving fast enough when the transfer case blew, that the driveshaft picked up the now-separated end of the brake line and proceeded to forcefully wrap it around itself. This is like nothing we’ve ever seen before.




    When the Jeep was towed to us and taken off the flatbed, whenever it was pushed around the shop, the loose front driveshaft would just slap and clank around in its mount. We took it right to the lift, where we proceeded to remove the offending broken parts. With the transfer case out, we snapped a couple more shots of it.




    After that, we slapped the new transfer case (the same one in the first picture of this post) in place and went to work fixing the rest of the parts. We’ve got the driveshaft back in place, as well, giving you a better idea of what it *should* look like.




    With that over, now it’s time for *my* worst case scenario. You know how I like to put up candid pictures of my coworkers in less than attractive positions? Well, now it’s time to turn the tables on the ol’ blog boy here. After hours last week, while I was changing my motor and transmission oils, Jay decided to sneak up to me and take some less than desirable pictures. Since it’s only fair, I figured I would show one of them to you all. So here it is.



    Horrid. Just….absolutely terrible.
    Last edited by FluidMotorUnion; 06-13-2012, 04:07 PM.

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    Originally posted by Oxer
    I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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    that last photoshop
    Hatchbacks, wagons... It's NOT all the same. You want in? Don't get a mazda 3, get a mazda 6 wagon. Don't get a wrx get a legacy wagon. and theres a reason the A3 isn't called the A3 avant... Scion does not make a wagon it makes a weird van, but no wagons

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Rebounder View Post
      that last photoshop
      Of the first five pages of Alec Baldwin on Google Images, *this* was the only shot that had the angle I needed.

      ..I mean, what Photoshop?

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      Originally posted by Oxer
      I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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      • #4
        DAFUQ O.o

        Any idea what caused that?


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        • #5
          Originally posted by OrangeBlue View Post
          DAFUQ O.o

          Any idea what caused that?
          We aren't too sure, as the transfer case was bone dry by the time it came in.

          Literally the ONLY thing the owners mentioned before towing it here was that "the brakes failed." I don't know if they were hoping that the transfer case problem was a separate issue (as it wasn't a cheap replacement part) or what, but they claimed they never heard a noise, just that the brakes failed. Which is utterly impossible, since even pushing it caused the front driveshaft to smack around in its bracket (as it was still connected to the front axle when the car got towed in).

          There's a crossmember that's bent slightly beneath it, so we're thinking that they may have hit something hard enough to cause a crack in the transfer case housing. That would allow oil to leak out steadily, but slowly. At some point, the transfer case was so low on oil that the shit seized up, potential energy kept climbing, and boom, it all becomes kinetic energy at once, causing the explosion.

          This is the weirdest shit I've seen since the 7-series that didn't change its oil for 20,000 miles. That looked like a Jello pudding factory exploded in the valvetrain. This tops it, though.

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          Originally posted by Oxer
          I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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          • #6
            Holy sweet living hell.

            That is just insanity.

            Only thing that makes logical sense to me is one of the bearings seized in that transfer case which made it explode. The brake line wrapped around the drive shaft was just icing on the cake. I'd tell the owner that's pretty damn impressive, lol. Also, are they deaf? They said they didn't hear anything when the brakes went which I have a hard time wrapping my head around. That must of made a hell of a racket.

            Also, if that's a New Process t-case they are manufactured about an hour from my house. lol




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            • #7
              Wow, can't say that I've ever seen anything like that! I've two transfer cases fall apart in similar fashion but both managed to hang on to the front driveshafts properly.

              That couldn't have been a cheap repair.

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              Well dip me in shit and roll me in breadcrumbs...

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              • #8
                This is actually quite common among these vehicles that transfer case that is. As for the brake line wholy balls!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by andybob View Post
                  Holy sweet living hell.

                  That is just insanity.

                  Only thing that makes logical sense to me is one of the bearings seized in that transfer case which made it explode. The brake line wrapped around the drive shaft was just icing on the cake. I'd tell the owner that's pretty damn impressive, lol. Also, are they deaf? They said they didn't hear anything when the brakes went which I have a hard time wrapping my head around. That must of made a hell of a racket.

                  Also, if that's a New Process t-case they are manufactured about an hour from my house. lol
                  Right?! It's crazy. I think I agree with you on the bearing seizing. Still can't figure out how they didn't hear a noise. Maybe they had the radio cranked to the max?

                  Originally posted by HooWybrow View Post
                  That couldn't have been a cheap repair.
                  It wasn't. haha.

                  Originally posted by airkooled View Post
                  This is actually quite common among these vehicles that transfer case that is. As for the brake line wholy balls!
                  Yeah. Transfer case blows, normally the brakes will still work. Not in this case. Couldn't imagine being the driver at that point.

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                  Originally posted by Oxer
                  I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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