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  • It's Got A Hemi

    You know it’s been a hard road to recovery from the weekend when this is the best title we can come up with for this car.

    First, we hope everybody had a safe and prosperous Memorial Day Weekend. Now that we’ve dispensed with the pleasantries, let’s get down to business. Last Friday, we released a car that had come through the shop for a number of modifications, both aesthetic and function-driven. That car? A black-on-black-on-chrome-on-black Chrysler 300 SRT-8. Yep, with the Hemi motor. Title makes sense now, eh?




    Starting with one of the more obvious aesthetic refreshments, Reggie decided to tone down the color scheme a bit by opting for a gloss black front grille, which definitely sets the car off in a much meaner manner than previously. It almost looks like it should have some red and blue light bars hidden right behind that grille — we can’t imagine anybody that wouldn’t freak out just a little bit when they saw this thing tearing up your sideview mirror.



    All of the power-based additions are based in the exhaust. Featuring a set of aftermarket long-tube headers sans catalytic converters (for off-road use only, duh), the exhaust continues into custom mid- and rear sections, made from our favorite 309 stainless. It ends with a serious set of tips protruding ever so slightly from the rear diffuser. We didn’t happen to grab video, but just imagine a loud Hemi with a signature Fluid note to it. Music to your ears, right? Ours too.




    Even though we didn’t capture video, we did make sure to shoot the entire exhaust as it sits underneath the car.



    Keeping the SRT-8 badge out back not only serves to educate tailgaters as to why the car is so loud, but it actually completes the car’s color scheme, as well — black, chrome and red.



    And where is the red, you may ask? Aside from the tail lights, Reggie also chose to have his Brembo brake calipers removed and painted red. At the same time, we painted his wheels black to match the rest of the car. You can’t really get a good idea for how mean the wheels look from the next two photos, but you can in the more zoomed-out pictures. We just wanted to get a close-up of the calipers for ya.




    All in all, the car’s undergone a serious case of character adjustment since it entered the doors. It hasn’t gotten any lower, but it’s completed the other two parts of the Fluid trifecta — it’s definitely louder, and it’s definitely looking angrier. If you find yourself driving along, only to be overcome by some sort of sudden-onset fear, check in your rearview — Reggie might be there.


    www.fluidmotorunion.com
    www.stanceworks.com



    Originally posted by Oxer
    I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

  • #2
    I'm sorry Andrew but

    Zero Clearance UNAPPROVED.
    Strictly Pleasure/Zero Clearance/Stretch Your Legs
    Alex

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    • #3
      Originally posted by NeedingAnAudi View Post
      I'm sorry Andrew but

      Zero Clearance UNAPPROVED.
      Well duh. It's at the stock ride height.

      I can photoshop it onto the ground if you'd like.

      www.fluidmotorunion.com
      www.stanceworks.com



      Originally posted by Oxer
      I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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      • #4
        Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
        Well duh. It's at the stock ride height.

        I can photoshop it onto the ground if you'd like.
        You have to ask? I really like the srt-8s, even though they are Chrysler's they seem classy.

        Now dump it.
        Strictly Pleasure/Zero Clearance/Stretch Your Legs
        Alex

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        • #5
          Originally posted by NeedingAnAudi View Post
          You have to ask? I really like the srt-8s, even though they are Chrysler's they seem classy.

          Now dump it.
          I'll dump it tomorrow. It's 6:58 and I'm a stickler for punctuality.

          I didn't like the car until I drove it. Even though it was only across the street for a quick warsh prior to shooting it, it's got power and torque for days, the automatic tranny works well enough and it sounds really nice.

          That being said, I didn't like the fact that it's larger than any home I've ever lived in. Driving a McMansion is difficult when you normally drive a studio apartment in Manhattan, if you get my shitty metaphor.

          I'm still not too sure where the hood ends. Somewhere in the 217 area code, I believe.

          www.fluidmotorunion.com
          www.stanceworks.com



          Originally posted by Oxer
          I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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          • #6
            That rear section looks awful similar to a set of pictures I sent you a few months ago. Daddy like!


            If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

            Your blast pipes look stupid.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by NeedingAnAudi View Post
              Now dump it.
              Behold, my shitty self-taught Photoshopping skills!


              www.fluidmotorunion.com
              www.stanceworks.com



              Originally posted by Oxer
              I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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              • #8
                wow. I love it even more now!
                Strictly Pleasure/Zero Clearance/Stretch Your Legs
                Alex

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by NeedingAnAudi View Post
                  wow. I love it even more now!
                  Thanks, Alex! I figured I'd crank that out this morning when I got in. Not too shabby for a no-coffee Photoshop.

                  I would have tucked rim, but I suck at manipulating shadows and rim-tucking causes the shadows to get eaten alive by the body.

                  www.fluidmotorunion.com
                  www.stanceworks.com



                  Originally posted by Oxer
                  I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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                  • #10
                    now that looks good slammed, super agressive
                    Insta Mintyhinrichs

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