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Are you lonely, maybe ugly? Too afraid of women to talk to them? Need transportation?
Hayley (that's the car, not the girl) might just be the car for you. Obviously she's very popular with the ladies, and she's a little rough around the edges like your scraggly ass too. Unlike you, probably, she has a heart of gold. She's got brand new pans. Pretty sure pans didn't look that good in 1961 when they were new. Seriously, flip the damn car over and eat off it. Not sure if POR15 rust preventative (that's the shit that most of the underside is covered in so it doesn't look like swiss cheese in a few years) is toxic or not but you'll find out when you're eating your pizza off it.
You the silent type? Well, that's good because Hayley loves to talk. She has lots of stories. Like that time she was bought by the town of Andover, Mass.
After that, a farmer bought her and basically used her as a farm tractor. She had a tough time, he pulled all her fenders off, put a trailer hitch on the back and stacked wood directly on her roof. As such she has some good size dents in the roof, but if you're anything like me you'll dig em. She does have fenders now.
She needs a little work, but not a lot. Clean the gas tank, hook up the tie rod, adjust the suspension (it's set up for anywhere between physically touching the ground, and stock height. Choose how much you **** yourself and dial it in).
She has aspirations of being a fast little car but for right now she's sorta slow. She has a big, bad racing transaxle done by the dudes at Rancho, but it's just running a 1600 dual port out of a later model. If you wanted to build the engine out you have a transaxle that can handle whatever power you wanna give her. Just wanna roll with 46hp? That works too. I mean, the engine's blue, so that's cool. The Porsche 356 replica wheels will make it super fast too if you use Honda owner logic.
So, how much will this hot date, and bona fide wingwoman (more effective than EHarmony, Plenty of Fish, Tindr, Farmers Only, and Singleswithfoodallergies.com combined at pulling in the ladies) gonna cost? I'll build the suspense and show you more pictures.
Sick ass lowbacks. You know who doesn't care about whiplash? Badasses.
Sick ass nobacks. Seriously though, it needs a seatback if you want one, I never really cared.
Stupid cool original dash. No tach or gas gauge from the factory because you should know your car better than that. VW gets it. Also T handle shifter and blue steering wheel because cool kid.
Only rust on the whole car. Bottom of this door. Don't care? Great! Care? It comes with a patch panel for it, but I'd just get a new door. Some crazy hippy in your town has one. Trade him some weed. That big ass tub of random shit comes with it. Congrats, you now have a big ass tub of shit.
It has dents. One woman came and looked at it and started freaking out about this one specific dent. Don't be that person.
Here's the nose, someone wanted a picture of it. Alrighty then.
Floors? GOOD.
Heater Channels? GOOD.
Pillars? GOOD.
Everything but the bottom of that stupid passenger door? GOOD.
Any semblance of not being a totally awesome, stupid easy project at a stupid low price? NON-EXISTANT
Seriously people I've been trying to sell this for a week and I have no idea how it's still here. Pretty sure the only people looking at this car are rich/ resto people/ old/ lame/ communists. Someone cool come buy this because it's amazing.
Only selling it because I have a Beetle I drive now (WITH WAY MORE RUST) and I wanna get something American because I miss that life.
TRADES:
-Corvair, preferably Lakewoods or Greenbriers, if it's not one of those two I'll only consider sticks.
-Muscle cars from the late 60s, very early 70s. Your '04 V6 Mustang is not a muscle car, no matter what your sister mother tells you from between her beard and mustache.
-Boats with $2300 in the livewell.
CASH (can take PayPal):
$2250. The first person to drop 22 $100 bills and one $50 in my hand will leave with this car. It can stay here for a bit while you figure out how to explain to your wif....I mean, get shipping for it, but I do expect the car to be paid for.
SCAMMERS:
I'm smarter than you and I will waste your time for as long as I can because you're wasting mine.
NOT SCAMMERS (you, hopefully):
If you want this car it's located in Orford, NH (03777). That's pretty much on the Vermont line, halfway up the state (two towns north of Hanover, three north of Lebanon), maybe 10 minutes off exit 15 on 91. Pretty easy to get to. Willing to help facilitate shipping (fancy way of saying I'll help push). All shipping is at your cost. Price is firm. The transaxle is probably worth half the cost of this car alone. I can be contacted at CotyD@gatewaymotors.com or at 1 802 twotwotwo 7676. I don't get on StanceWorks as much as I would like to, so those are your best bets. Prefer text but if you must call please do so before 9 pm, EST.
Who wants it?
Hayley (that's the car, not the girl) might just be the car for you. Obviously she's very popular with the ladies, and she's a little rough around the edges like your scraggly ass too. Unlike you, probably, she has a heart of gold. She's got brand new pans. Pretty sure pans didn't look that good in 1961 when they were new. Seriously, flip the damn car over and eat off it. Not sure if POR15 rust preventative (that's the shit that most of the underside is covered in so it doesn't look like swiss cheese in a few years) is toxic or not but you'll find out when you're eating your pizza off it.
You the silent type? Well, that's good because Hayley loves to talk. She has lots of stories. Like that time she was bought by the town of Andover, Mass.
After that, a farmer bought her and basically used her as a farm tractor. She had a tough time, he pulled all her fenders off, put a trailer hitch on the back and stacked wood directly on her roof. As such she has some good size dents in the roof, but if you're anything like me you'll dig em. She does have fenders now.
She needs a little work, but not a lot. Clean the gas tank, hook up the tie rod, adjust the suspension (it's set up for anywhere between physically touching the ground, and stock height. Choose how much you **** yourself and dial it in).
She has aspirations of being a fast little car but for right now she's sorta slow. She has a big, bad racing transaxle done by the dudes at Rancho, but it's just running a 1600 dual port out of a later model. If you wanted to build the engine out you have a transaxle that can handle whatever power you wanna give her. Just wanna roll with 46hp? That works too. I mean, the engine's blue, so that's cool. The Porsche 356 replica wheels will make it super fast too if you use Honda owner logic.
So, how much will this hot date, and bona fide wingwoman (more effective than EHarmony, Plenty of Fish, Tindr, Farmers Only, and Singleswithfoodallergies.com combined at pulling in the ladies) gonna cost? I'll build the suspense and show you more pictures.
Sick ass lowbacks. You know who doesn't care about whiplash? Badasses.
Sick ass nobacks. Seriously though, it needs a seatback if you want one, I never really cared.
Stupid cool original dash. No tach or gas gauge from the factory because you should know your car better than that. VW gets it. Also T handle shifter and blue steering wheel because cool kid.
Only rust on the whole car. Bottom of this door. Don't care? Great! Care? It comes with a patch panel for it, but I'd just get a new door. Some crazy hippy in your town has one. Trade him some weed. That big ass tub of random shit comes with it. Congrats, you now have a big ass tub of shit.
It has dents. One woman came and looked at it and started freaking out about this one specific dent. Don't be that person.
Here's the nose, someone wanted a picture of it. Alrighty then.
Floors? GOOD.
Heater Channels? GOOD.
Pillars? GOOD.
Everything but the bottom of that stupid passenger door? GOOD.
Any semblance of not being a totally awesome, stupid easy project at a stupid low price? NON-EXISTANT
Seriously people I've been trying to sell this for a week and I have no idea how it's still here. Pretty sure the only people looking at this car are rich/ resto people/ old/ lame/ communists. Someone cool come buy this because it's amazing.
Only selling it because I have a Beetle I drive now (WITH WAY MORE RUST) and I wanna get something American because I miss that life.
TRADES:
-Corvair, preferably Lakewoods or Greenbriers, if it's not one of those two I'll only consider sticks.
-Muscle cars from the late 60s, very early 70s. Your '04 V6 Mustang is not a muscle car, no matter what your sister mother tells you from between her beard and mustache.
-Boats with $2300 in the livewell.
CASH (can take PayPal):
$2250. The first person to drop 22 $100 bills and one $50 in my hand will leave with this car. It can stay here for a bit while you figure out how to explain to your wif....I mean, get shipping for it, but I do expect the car to be paid for.
SCAMMERS:
I'm smarter than you and I will waste your time for as long as I can because you're wasting mine.
NOT SCAMMERS (you, hopefully):
If you want this car it's located in Orford, NH (03777). That's pretty much on the Vermont line, halfway up the state (two towns north of Hanover, three north of Lebanon), maybe 10 minutes off exit 15 on 91. Pretty easy to get to. Willing to help facilitate shipping (fancy way of saying I'll help push). All shipping is at your cost. Price is firm. The transaxle is probably worth half the cost of this car alone. I can be contacted at CotyD@gatewaymotors.com or at 1 802 twotwotwo 7676. I don't get on StanceWorks as much as I would like to, so those are your best bets. Prefer text but if you must call please do so before 9 pm, EST.
Who wants it?
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