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TX: The baddest, most awesomest Altima is on sale!
Located in Houston, TX
Okay, there are Nissan Altimas, and then there is THE Nissan Altima! Now you have the chance to buy the baddest, craziest Altima known on the planet for peanuts!
Description:
Back in 1993 when Bart Simpson was telling Principle Chalmers to eat his shorts, and walkmans were actually still popular, the average cost of a new car $12,750.00 (source: www.thepeoplehistory.com/1993.html), but what also happened was the birth of this bad boy, the king of all FWD cars (not including the Camry, Maxima, Accord or any other car in that year) from Nissan!
Powered by a badass 2.4 liter banging KA24DE DOHC four cylinder, it was wreaking all kinds of havoc in the import world with it's super high horsepower output of 150 freaking ponies! The Automagic transmission helps to tame the ponies, and bring everything under control.
This model is what some call a base model, but I like to call it the "tuner friendly" model, because it has trusty and reliable manual windows so you don't have to worry about gimmicky window regulators and be stuck with your windows down! No sunroof also to give the car more structural rigidity just like the Integra Type R! Like I said, way ahead of it's time.
But don't get confused, this sucker has luxury items too! Air Conditioning was recently redone and a new AC Compressor now resides in the engine bay to blast ice cold air onto your face! While we're at it, I also had the Alternator changed to a brand new (from VatoZone) one! Even included is a super duper OEM cassette tape deck from Nissan to give you that 1993 feel all over again.
On the outside, the paint was recently resprayed with a wonderful paintjob from the trusty guys at MAACO, and sports a full 5 year warranty! (only 4 years left now) The oversized 15" alloy wheels are also included but is missing one cap off the drivers side rear, but if I were you, i'd take off the other three not only to give it some symmetry, but to also allow for faster pit stops for your crew! Every second counts!
The car drives like a daydream, but I have to include the "bad" things too, but it depends on how you look at it. First things first, the Speedometer JUST recently stopped showing you how fast you're going, but this is a good thing, because real racers never look at the speedo, and also, this keeps your kids from speeding! How? Because they'll be worried that they're driving way too fast and have to slow down to avoid a ticket because they have no idea how fast they're going! But if you really want to fix this "issue", you can always pick up and replace the speedometer cable which is the culprit for less than $50 at a junkyard.
Also, to note, is it has a slight issue with idling while stopped. It's kind of finnicky, because it doesn't do it all of the time, and is temperamental. Basically, if you come to a stop, sometimes the idle goes up and down by a few hundred RPM's, and every once in a while, it will go so low as turn off. On the bright side, this is very intimidating to other cars around you because it sounds like you have some serious camshafts and your car is straight badass like a super modified V8 musclecar! The jokes on them! You still get 25-30mpg! However, if you really wanted to fix this issue, I'm sure it's something simple like a MAF sensor that's dirty or something.
This car has never let me down, or stranded me and has always given me transportation when I needed it, and for $1500, come on. Seriously. It's 1500 freaking dollars. That's like a cheap ass set of wheels for your Accord, or like 3 car payments. Stop being so cheap and buy this shit.
Also, the tags are both good and up to date!
Bonus! To whoever buys this piece of MaydayGarage art, you will receive FOUR MaydayGarage Stickers ANNNND super high resolution photos of the baddest fucking Altima on the planet!
--David--
David@maydaygarage.com
Okay, there are Nissan Altimas, and then there is THE Nissan Altima! Now you have the chance to buy the baddest, craziest Altima known on the planet for peanuts!
Description:
Back in 1993 when Bart Simpson was telling Principle Chalmers to eat his shorts, and walkmans were actually still popular, the average cost of a new car $12,750.00 (source: www.thepeoplehistory.com/1993.html), but what also happened was the birth of this bad boy, the king of all FWD cars (not including the Camry, Maxima, Accord or any other car in that year) from Nissan!
Powered by a badass 2.4 liter banging KA24DE DOHC four cylinder, it was wreaking all kinds of havoc in the import world with it's super high horsepower output of 150 freaking ponies! The Automagic transmission helps to tame the ponies, and bring everything under control.
This model is what some call a base model, but I like to call it the "tuner friendly" model, because it has trusty and reliable manual windows so you don't have to worry about gimmicky window regulators and be stuck with your windows down! No sunroof also to give the car more structural rigidity just like the Integra Type R! Like I said, way ahead of it's time.
But don't get confused, this sucker has luxury items too! Air Conditioning was recently redone and a new AC Compressor now resides in the engine bay to blast ice cold air onto your face! While we're at it, I also had the Alternator changed to a brand new (from VatoZone) one! Even included is a super duper OEM cassette tape deck from Nissan to give you that 1993 feel all over again.
On the outside, the paint was recently resprayed with a wonderful paintjob from the trusty guys at MAACO, and sports a full 5 year warranty! (only 4 years left now) The oversized 15" alloy wheels are also included but is missing one cap off the drivers side rear, but if I were you, i'd take off the other three not only to give it some symmetry, but to also allow for faster pit stops for your crew! Every second counts!
The car drives like a daydream, but I have to include the "bad" things too, but it depends on how you look at it. First things first, the Speedometer JUST recently stopped showing you how fast you're going, but this is a good thing, because real racers never look at the speedo, and also, this keeps your kids from speeding! How? Because they'll be worried that they're driving way too fast and have to slow down to avoid a ticket because they have no idea how fast they're going! But if you really want to fix this "issue", you can always pick up and replace the speedometer cable which is the culprit for less than $50 at a junkyard.
Also, to note, is it has a slight issue with idling while stopped. It's kind of finnicky, because it doesn't do it all of the time, and is temperamental. Basically, if you come to a stop, sometimes the idle goes up and down by a few hundred RPM's, and every once in a while, it will go so low as turn off. On the bright side, this is very intimidating to other cars around you because it sounds like you have some serious camshafts and your car is straight badass like a super modified V8 musclecar! The jokes on them! You still get 25-30mpg! However, if you really wanted to fix this issue, I'm sure it's something simple like a MAF sensor that's dirty or something.
This car has never let me down, or stranded me and has always given me transportation when I needed it, and for $1500, come on. Seriously. It's 1500 freaking dollars. That's like a cheap ass set of wheels for your Accord, or like 3 car payments. Stop being so cheap and buy this shit.
Also, the tags are both good and up to date!
Bonus! To whoever buys this piece of MaydayGarage art, you will receive FOUR MaydayGarage Stickers ANNNND super high resolution photos of the baddest fucking Altima on the planet!
--David--
David@maydaygarage.com
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